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In Effort to Prevent Future Beatings, United Airlines Implements Passenger Safewords

CHICAGO, IL – Embattled United Airlines announced today that it would make changes to passenger boarding procedures to prevent future beatings.  The airline, as most people are currently aware, recently dragged a passenger off an overbooked flight after a severe beating.  Rather than force their employees to deplane and find other accommodations, the airline opted to deplane a paying passenger ...

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Transgender Loophole: US Women’s Olympic Team Set to Dominate Games

The plan may not have been obvious before but it is now.  The identity politics game of the American social justice movement has been a clever ruse to clean up at the 2018 PyeongChang games and the 2020 Tokyo games.  While it took us a while to realize the plan, it’s becoming crystal clear as time progresses.  With the announcement of Laurel Hubbard, ...

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A Day Without Women Becomes Revenge of the Patriarchy

DALLAS, Texas – In a bold move, women all over the nation used the advent of International Women’s Day, the 8th of March, to organize a national strike.  While the intent was to show how difficult life would be if women didn’t show up, not all women were able to take part.  The strike went on, mainly with privileged women ...

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DNC to Hand Debbie Wasserman Schultz Over to ISIS for Beheading

Democrats, especially those loyal to senator Sanders, are a difficult crowd to please.  Given the release of emails from DNC employees which shows conclusively how the organization defrauded Sanders and his voters, they have all but demanded a sacrifice.  The DNC is finally ready to comply. For those not in the know, the DNC’s email servers were compromised and all ...

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