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Madonna Owes Me A BJ – Claims Clinton Voter

  A man, who wishes to remain anonymous until events unfurl, has written a letter to Madonna thanking her for her offer of a blowjob in exchange for casting his vote for Hillary Clinton in the 2016 Presidential election.  In an effort to not only meet but gain some intimacy with his teenage crush, he leaped at the offer.   On ...

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Women March on Washington DC, Men March for a Sammich

LOS ANGELES, CA – Women have taken to the streets in an effort to protest the election of Donald Trump on the day after his inauguration. The reasons were outlined in a Youtube video and a well-organized campaign to entice women and men who support their cause to get out and march. The verbiage on the website is moving including ...

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ODNI Releases Assessment of Russian Hacking that’s Completely Useless

Washington DC – The Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) released a public, unclassified version of their Russian hacking assessment titled Background to “Assessing Russian Activities and Intentions in Recent US Elections”: The Analytic Process and Cyber Incident Attribution.  The title is as dry as they could make it, perhaps as a means of turning people away from actually ...

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Russia hacked The Voice Results, US intel believes

Washington DC – Russian hackers breached accounts of Dancing with the Stars individuals and organizations prior to the public vote — including Dancing with the Stars members, thought leaders and non-profits tied to Dancing with the Stars — a former senior law enforcement official with direct knowledge of the investigation told Immediate Safety Monday. Since most of the Dancing with the ...

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Sounding: What it is, and Why You Should NEVER Google it

We’ve written before about polyembolokoilamania and the freakish thing it actually is.  We’ve even written about one particular subset of that practice known as gerbiling.  We’ve recently learned of another subset of this condition known as sounding.  Sounding is the practice of inserting objects of ever-increasing width into the urethra (usually in men) in an effort to widen it.  They ...

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