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Horus is a staff writer here at IS, and a consummate researcher. He is also our resident safety coordinator, and an accomplished public speaker. He likes piña coladas, but thinks getting caught in the rain is a sure recipe for catching a cold. We think he may indulge in a little too much ganja, but he writes OK, so...

Women March on Washington DC, Men March for a Sammich

Women March on Washington DC, Men March for a Sammich 4 votes / 5 Stars LOS ANGELES, CA – Women have taken to the streets in an effort to protest the election of Donald Trump on the day after his inauguration. The reasons were outlined in a Youtube video and a well-organized campaign to entice women and men who support their cause to get out and march. The verbiage on the website is moving including such statements as, “In the spirit of democracy and honoring the champions of human rights, dignity, and justice who have come before us, we join in diversity to show our presence in numbers too great to ignore.” Who could take issue?  These days, it’s not ...

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ODNI Releases Assessment of Russian Hacking that’s Completely Useless

ODNI Releases Assessment of Russian Hacking that’s Completely Useless 2 votes / 5 Stars Washington DC – The Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) released a public, unclassified version of their Russian hacking assessment titled Background to “Assessing Russian Activities and Intentions in Recent US Elections”: The Analytic Process and Cyber Incident Attribution.  The title is as dry as they could make it, perhaps as a means of turning people away from actually reading it.  We are including it here in its entirety so that you can read it as well, should you wish.  If not, we have taken the liberty of digesting it into bite-sized bullet points.  Here they are in no particular order Some people on Twitter who ...

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Russia hacked The Voice Results, US intel believes

Russia hacked The Voice Results, US intel believes 4 votes / 5 Stars Washington DC – Russian hackers breached accounts of Dancing with the Stars individuals and organizations prior to the public vote — including Dancing with the Stars members, thought leaders and non-profits tied to Dancing with the Stars — a former senior law enforcement official with direct knowledge of the investigation told Immediate Safety Monday. Since most of the Dancing with the Stars material was not released, whereas the emails of The Voice groups and officials were made public, the intelligence community has growing confidence that hacking of US reality TV votes was meant to steer the US election toward Sundance Head.  In addition, there is evidence that entities ...

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POLL: Who Should be Immediate Safety’s Person of the Year for 2016?

POLL: Who Should be Immediate Safety’s Person of the Year for 2016? 5 votes / 5 Stars We have narrowed down our person of the year nominees for 2016 and figured it would be prudent to ask our readers for input.  Feel free to vote below and let us know if we chose worthy candidates in the comments. +150

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Vermin Supreme: A Peaceful Protest Erupts Alongside Violent Ones

Vermin Supreme: A Peaceful Protest Erupts Alongside Violent Ones 6 votes / 5 Stars It’s no secret that we have enthusiastically endorsed the candidacy of Vermin Supreme.  We felt that his platform was the only one firmly rooted in reality.  While he didn’t win the election, we feel his message was heard and may play an important part in the discussion going forward.  This is evidenced by the number of pony protestors who were not hired by George Soros to incite violence and burn things.   Instead, they ventured out on their own to make only sensible demands.  If you’re still not familiar, read on. More people are becoming aware of zombies and the existential threat they pose.  Most presidents ...

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Um… WTF just happened?

Um… WTF just happened? 2 votes / 5 Stars Seriously.  We’ve been drinking.  I think we dreamed it, but did that just happen?  No foolin’? 00

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RAW FOOTAGE – DNC Illegally Dumps Enormous Amount of Campaign Promises

RAW FOOTAGE – DNC Illegally Dumps Enormous Amount of Campaign Promises 11 votes / 4.91 Stars The DNC was caught dumping a tremendous amount of waste, and probably some fraud and abuse, in a storm drain in Lawrenceville, GA.  The film below is from our affiliate station in Georgia, WGCL gave us this video. +950

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Sounding: What it is, and Why You Should NEVER Google it

Sounding: What it is, and Why You Should NEVER Google it 3 votes / 5 Stars We’ve written before about polyembolokoilamania and the freakish thing it actually is.  We’ve even written about one particular subset of that practice known as gerbiling.  We’ve recently learned of another subset of this condition known as sounding.  Sounding is the practice of inserting objects of ever-increasing width into the urethra (usually in men) in an effort to widen it.  They actually sell kits for the DIY sounder.  We really don’t understand the reason behind it, but we do understand that people are doing it.  Once you get past the inevitable cringe moment and the obligatory, “But, why?” you’re left with only protecting the weirdos ...

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Social Justice Warriors Accuse Man of Hate Speech for Making Fun of Himself

Social Justice Warriors Accuse Man of Hate Speech for Making Fun of Himself 4 votes / 4.75 Stars BERKLEY, California – A recent bout of social justice ended with a man shamed into believing in himself.  Reminiscent of the time the transgender community, no doubt spurred by the Tumblr social justice warrior community, chastised the trans icon RuPaul for daring to use the word ‘tranny,’ it seems social justice has come full circle to being absurd. Dashawn Márquez, a gay, black, paraplegic, with an adoptive Mexican mother recently told a joke about himself which resulted in the firestorm of hate, vitriol, and malice from hordes of social justice warriors (SJWs).  His joke, which we admit is pretty funny, was just a ...

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Spousal Murder Far Less Expensive Than Divorce

Spousal Murder Far Less Expensive Than Divorce 6 votes / 5 Stars We’ve all seen episodes of Forensic Files and Snapped and wondered why or how a person could murder their spouse.  Isn’t it easier to just get a divorce and be done with it?  Turns out, the answer to that question is a resounding ‘no.’  The bridal industry, an industry designed to infantilize women and sell them a false ideal which starts their marriage out on the worst possible footing, debt, is a $2 Billion a year industry.  The divorce industry in the US alone is worth easily 15 times that just in attorney’s fees.  The real numbers are staggering, and some claim the number is close to $30 Billion.  It’s a ...

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