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Author Archives: Dr. I. M. Swindler

A lover of everything controversial and/or satirical. Takes nothing serious and finds a way to laugh at anything, anytime. Perhaps the smartest person on Earth but sucks at proper grammar. All geniuses have a weakness, no?

Former President Obama sneaks into whitehouse, forgot his ‘stash’

Former President Obama sneaks into whitehouse, forgot his ‘stash’ 3 votes / 5 Stars WASHINGTON D.C. – in a scene right out of a James Bond meets Cheech and Chong spoof, former President Barack Obama was briefly taken into custody Saturday for trying to reclaim the ‘Presidential stash.’  According to reports, the former President used the tunnel system under the White House to gain entrance into the west wing. He then entered the Presidential bedroom, pulled up the mattress, and removed an estimated 2 pounds of Blue Dream.   We knew he was here. We just really dont have protocols for former presidents, especially the day after they leave office. – anonymous White House official Capital police had no choice ...

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Do You Believe In The Mandela Effect? This Poll May Blow Your Mind. Vote On Who You Believe Has ALWAYS Been On The Front Of A Dime..

Do You Believe In The Mandela Effect? This Poll May Blow Your Mind. Vote On Who You Believe Has ALWAYS Been On The Front Of A Dime.. 2 votes / 5 Stars     +50

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The Mans Guide To Acceptable Christmas Movie Viewing

The Mans Guide To Acceptable Christmas Movie Viewing 3 votes / 5 Stars It’s sometimes difficult for men to know what can and cannot be watched during the holiday season while still maintaining a claim on manhood.  We’ve narrowed down our recommendations but as always we welcome feedback.  Below are the approved movies, the unapproved movies, and the ones that are approved under special circumstances.  NOT APPROVED: Just don’t watch them…  ever… White Christmas – There are like, 5 minutes of Christmas in this whole stinking movie and that time is compromised by Bing Crosby and Danny Kay tap dancing. There are no circumstances that men should ever voluntarily view this movie, and furthermore, a girl who loves you would ...

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Do you believe Pizzagate is a real problem?

Do you believe Pizzagate is a real problem? 4 votes / 5 Stars     +120

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POLL : The American Media says voters have buyers remorse. If you had to vote again today who would you vote for?

POLL : The American Media says voters have buyers remorse. If you had to vote again today who would you vote for? 7 votes / 5 Stars     +50

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John Glenn Deathbed Confession – The Earth Is Flat

John Glenn Deathbed Confession – The Earth Is Flat 6 votes / 5 Stars   That actually didn’t happen. Do you really believe the Earth is flat? Seriously? +140

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What Is The Ars Notoria – Gateway to illuminated powers of the mind and body?

Rate this post BIRINGAM CITY, Philippines – Imagine, if you will, an alternate plane where words, prayers, and chants can reward the orator with knowledge, wisdom, and abilities most people would consider to be mere fantasy. Is there a writing out there so powerful that simply reading it could give you advantages most people only dream of? King Solomon believed so. The writing is titled “The Ars Notoria” and it is regaining popularity through the parascientific community. Of course, there are warnings all must heed prior to reading the work and the reading will not have the same effect on every reader. Some have suggested the power comes from demonic forces while others assure there is ‘Nothing to see here’. We ...

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Daughter of Eric Garner, Erica Garner : Dont “Use” My Father.

Daughter of Eric Garner, Erica Garner : Dont “Use” My Father. 11 votes / 5 Stars The Clinton campaign has bitten off more than it can chew in the newest released emails from Wikileaks. Erica Garner, the daughter of Eric Garner, is not pleased to find that the Clinton campaign discussed ways to “use” her father (and who could blame her) for political gain. Wikileaks has done a tremendous job showing the rotten underbelly of politics in general and the Clinton campaign specifically. Below are the emails in question and the response from Ms. Garner. Re: HRC Op-Ed on Gun Violence From:[email protected] To:[email protected] Date: 2016-03-17 21:28 Subject: Re: HRC Op-Ed on Gun Violence That's a pretty good point. On Mar ...

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Clinton supporter laments: Nobody wants to steal my yard sign

Clinton supporter laments: Nobody wants to steal my yard sign 19 votes / 5 Stars HACKENSACK, New Jersey – Bill Prader has been a democrat his entire life. He has gleefully cast votes for Carter, Mondale, Dukakis, Clinton, Gore, Kerry, Obama, and soon Hillary Clinton. This election, however, has been a little bit different for him as he is noticing changes in the electorate around him. Almost every home on my block has put out yard signs for Trump-Pence. These signs get stolen or damaged every night. I am the only guy in the neighborhood with a Clinton-Kaine sign and nobody pays attention. Did I do something wrong? The small upper-class Hackensack neighborhood has seen its share of vandalism and ...

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Hillary Clintons Deceased Enemies List.

Hillary Clintons Deceased Enemies List. 15 votes / 4.93 Stars Who stands up for them? Watch the video below to put some faces with the names. Help #GetTheWordOut   +520

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