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Author Archives: Dr. I. M. Swindler

A lover of everything controversial and/or satirical. Takes nothing serious and finds a way to laugh at anything, anytime. Perhaps the smartest person on Earth but sucks at proper grammar. All geniuses have a weakness, no?

President Trump Scheduled To Make Racist Remarks

President Trump Scheduled To Make Racist RemarksRate this post NEW YORK, New York – Being President Of The Unites States is exhausting, time-consuming, and constant. Even the most energetic and detailed among us would have a difficult time keeping up with the type of demands Donald Trump has recently had thrust upon him. It’s easy to become complacent and occasionally forget a step or two, but when it comes to diversity those same missteps get magnified tremendously. Reports out of Washington D.C. recently have suggested that it has been several days since The President’s words have overtly offended anyone based on color, religion, gender, or sexual preference. Some inner circle social justice warriors have spoken out on this and have ...

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President Trump To Adorn commemorative Cheetos Bag

President Trump To Adorn commemorative Cheetos Bag2 votes / 3 Stars COLUMBUS, Ohio – A big announcement is expected soon from the Frito-Lay corporation regarding our newly elected President Donald J. Trump. According to reports, a new partnership has been formed which will allow The President to appear on specially designed Cheetos® Puffs snack packages. A spokesman close to Pepsico (Which owns Frito-Lay, the manufacturer of Cheetos®) claims, “Orange is the color of our dreams,” will be the new tag line for the Cheetos® ‘Presidential Puffs’ snack brand.  Sales of Cheetos® have skyrocketed since President Trump was coined ‘Cheeto Jesus’ by Republican political strategist Rick Wilson in a rant he posted on Twitter in mid-June 2016. This partnership seems a ...

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President Trump Caught Red Handed

President Trump Caught Red Handed1 vote / 5 Stars ASHBURN, Virginia – It was inevitable that before long, the truth about President Donald Trump would be absolutely clear. With major media outlets, street quasi-journalists, and the alt-left news organizations (CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC, BBC, New York Times (this is exhausting) working tirelessly to pin any kernel of impropriety on him. Some reports stuck for moments in time, while others were immediately whisked away in the cumbersome noise of the ‘Fake news’ industry. Now everything has changed. Evidence is everything in the news industry (I know, I know), so when accusations are accompanied by real evidence the ‘fair-minded’ segments of the population start to get nervous and finally listen. ты идиот is ...

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Former President Obama sneaks into whitehouse, forgot his ‘stash’

Former President Obama sneaks into whitehouse, forgot his ‘stash’3 votes / 5 Stars WASHINGTON D.C. – in a scene right out of a James Bond meets Cheech and Chong spoof, former President Barack Obama was briefly taken into custody Saturday for trying to reclaim the ‘Presidential stash.’  According to reports, the former President used the tunnel system under the White House to gain entrance into the west wing. He then entered the Presidential bedroom, pulled up the mattress, and removed an estimated 2 pounds of Blue Dream.   We knew he was here. We just really dont have protocols for former presidents, especially the day after they leave office. – anonymous White House official Capital police had no choice but ...

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Do You Believe In The Mandela Effect? This Poll May Blow Your Mind. Vote On Who You Believe Has ALWAYS Been On The Front Of A Dime..

Do You Believe In The Mandela Effect? This Poll May Blow Your Mind. Vote On Who You Believe Has ALWAYS Been On The Front Of A Dime..2 votes / 5 Stars     +50

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The Mans Guide To Acceptable Christmas Movie Viewing

The Mans Guide To Acceptable Christmas Movie Viewing3 votes / 5 Stars It’s sometimes difficult for men to know what can and cannot be watched during the holiday season while still maintaining a claim on manhood.  We’ve narrowed down our recommendations but as always we welcome feedback.  Below are the approved movies, the unapproved movies, and the ones that are approved under special circumstances.  NOT APPROVED: Just don’t watch them…  ever… White Christmas – There are like, 5 minutes of Christmas in this whole stinking movie and that time is compromised by Bing Crosby and Danny Kay tap dancing. There are no circumstances that men should ever voluntarily view this movie, and furthermore, a girl who loves you would never ...

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Do you believe Pizzagate is a real problem?

Do you believe Pizzagate is a real problem?4 votes / 5 Stars     +120

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POLL : The American Media says voters have buyers remorse. If you had to vote again today who would you vote for?

POLL : The American Media says voters have buyers remorse. If you had to vote again today who would you vote for?7 votes / 5 Stars     +50

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John Glenn Deathbed Confession – The Earth Is Flat

John Glenn Deathbed Confession – The Earth Is Flat6 votes / 5 Stars   That actually didn’t happen. Do you really believe the Earth is flat? Seriously? +140

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What Is The Ars Notoria – Gateway to illuminated powers of the mind and body?

What Is The Ars Notoria – Gateway to illuminated powers of the mind and body?Rate this post BIRINGAM CITY, Philippines – Imagine, if you will, an alternate plane where words, prayers, and chants can reward the orator with knowledge, wisdom, and abilities most people would consider to be mere fantasy. Is there a writing out there so powerful that simply reading it could give you advantages most people only dream of? King Solomon believed so. The writing is titled “The Ars Notoria” and it is regaining popularity through the parascientific community. Of course, there are warnings all must heed prior to reading the work and the reading will not have the same effect on every reader. Some have suggested the power ...

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