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Author Archives: Pepper Pike

Raised on the mean streets of Salem, Massachusetts. Love anything to do with fun and shenanigans. Bring me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to be entertained by sarcastic assholes.

DOJ Releases List of Crimes for Which They Will Not Prosecute Hillary Clinton

DOJ Releases List of Crimes for Which They Will Not Prosecute Hillary Clinton6 votes / 5 Stars WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Department of Justice are under tremendous scrutiny for their handling of the crimes committed by Presidential hopeful and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. This is a day that the department of Justice does not want to relive anytime soon so they have decided to release an extensive list of crimes that the Clinton family is permitted to commit. If the American people know beforehand what laws apply to the Clinton family we will be able to avoid press conferences in the future concerning probable indictments. This just makes the procedure run much ...

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Bibles, Qurans, and AR-15s, Oh My! Part One

Bibles, Qurans, and AR-15s, Oh My! Part One4 votes / 5 Stars ISLA SORNA – Life is inherently full of dangerous things that strive to hurt and kill us. We have been confronted lately by, according to main street media, the three biggest culprits of disaster and mayhem working with, and against each other. These three inanimate doom  initiators are The Christian Bible, The Islamic Quran, and the AR-15 Rifle (which some claim is an assault rifle but that is another article). I am sure most of you have asked yourself, like me, which is the most dangerous of the three? I sought out to get an answer and the results of the search were mind blowing. I paid a ...

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Cleveland Man Laments ‘Life Going On’ After Cavs Championship

Cleveland Man Laments ‘Life Going On’ After Cavs Championship4 votes / 5 Stars CLEVELAND, Ohio – Hell has frozen over, pigs have flown, and my kids have cleaned their bedrooms without prompting. Cleveland finally has a major sports championship and her fans can ride off into the sunset as their biggest dreams have finally come to fruition, yes? Wait, that’s not how any of this works. Northeast Ohioans are on unfamiliar ground all of the sudden. They knew life was tough after ‘The Drive’, ‘The Fumble’, ‘The Shot’, ‘The Strikezone’, Jose Mesa’, and ‘The Decision’, but never had any training on how to act after ‘The Three’, and ‘The Block’. They jumped up and down and screamed from the top ...

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