Immediate Safety Interviews Carly Fiorina
Did you honestly think we were going to do that? Seriously? She's completely irrelevant, and quite frankly we're disappointed that you even clicked the...
President Obama Ready to Announce his “Adopt a Refugee” Policy
WASHINGTON D.C. - President Obama is taking no prisoners when it comes to the safety and well being of Syrian refugees seeking asylum in...
Jared: From Pitching Subs to Tossing Salads
Jared Fogle has had quite an interesting couple of years. He has gone from one of America's top advertising faces with Subway restaurants to...
Tom Brady Caught Cheating During Family Game Night.
QUINCY, Mass - Times just continue to get more difficult for Tom Brady. Arguably the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL finds...
NFL Hands Out Harsh Penalties on Domestic Violence
NEW YORK, New York - The National Football league has long been the champion of violence and conquest on the field of battle. Rules...
Mall Elves Protest Unfair Wages, Working Conditions
Every year during the holiday season, malls across the country drag the holiday decorations out of the storage dungeon and proudly display them in...
Syria Brings Down Russian Planes With Flocks of Trained Birds
DAMASCUS Syria - War surrounds, war engulfs, and war reigns through the entire nation of Syria. Greatly outmatched by the Giant bear that is...
Google Announces New Occult Search Service
Google, Inc. has announced a new search service for occult grimoires and spells, as well as lore and legends for occult deities and creatures....
War On Christmas Casualties Projected in the Thousands This Year
The ever-growing war on Christmas is projected to claim thousands of lives this year. The US Department of Homeland Security is warning Christmas revelers...
Our 24-Hour Safety Intensive Course
We, here at IS, intend to offer a course in Home Safety for individuals who are convinced that they aren't living safely and wish...