President Obama Ready to Announce his “Adopt a Refugee” Policy
WASHINGTON D.C. - President Obama is taking no prisoners when it comes to the safety and well being of Syrian refugees seeking asylum in...
Hillary Clinton to be Awarded Bronze Star for Gallantry
ARLINGTON, Virginia - During a surprise press conference this afternoon President Obama announced that he will award former Senator, and Secretary of State Hillary...
WAR! Putin accuses The Ukraine of not respecting pronouns
MOSCOW, RUSSIA FEBRUARY, 2021
Russian President Vladimir Putin is no longer pulling any punches with his border disputing, transphobic, racist neighbors in The...
Syria Brings Down Russian Planes With Flocks of Trained Birds
DAMASCUS Syria - War surrounds, war engulfs, and war reigns through the entire nation of Syria. Greatly outmatched by the Giant bear that is...
Vegas Gives 3:1 – Tom Brady is Caught Cheating in this...
Rejoice! It is January again. A month full of snow, playoffs, and Tom Brady shenanigans. The King of asterisks will be at it again...
Hillary’s Most Damning Emails Recently Released.
WASHINGTON D.C. - The Federal Bureau of Investigations this morning released the most embarrassing emails yet retrieved from Hillary Clinton's private email servers. According...
Oscar Surprise: Footballer Bryan Carrasco Nominated for Best Actor
HOLLYWOOD, Ca - The Academy Awards (AKA the Oscars) have long been the goal of actors the world over. The award has historically only gone...
Donald Trump Set to Trademark the Word ‘Great’
In another bold election cycle move, the ever opportunistic Donald Trump has petitioned to trademark the word "great." The often overused adjective of choice...
Mall Elves Protest Unfair Wages, Working Conditions
Every year during the holiday season, malls across the country drag the holiday decorations out of the storage dungeon and proudly display them in...
Immediate Safety Interviews Carly Fiorina
Did you honestly think we were going to do that? Seriously? She's completely irrelevant, and quite frankly we're disappointed that you even clicked the...