A Day Without Women Becomes Revenge of the Patriarchy

DALLAS, Texas - In a bold move, women all over the nation used the advent of International Women's Day, the 8th of March, to...

Bernie Sanders to Use Nickname “Mango” in an Effort to Win...

BURLINGTON, Vermont -"Lifting up his head he feels the sunlight in his eyes." Bernie Sanders, embroiled in a long tough fight with former Secretary of...

List of People Fleeing the Country if Trump Elected

A tremendous number of people have publicly stated their desire to flee the country if Donald Trump is elected. Their reasons are many and...

President Trump Signs Executive Order Making Everything You Read Today Literally...

In a late night Oval Office session yesterday, President Trump signed an executive order making everything you read today literally true.  Spokespeople for the...

White Activists Seeking Reparations for Ancient Slavery

NEW YORK, New York - Several motions have been filed recently in the Southern District of New York Federal Court, seeking the right and...

Lesbian Left-Handed Albino Midget Eskimo Student Union Endorses Clinton

NOME, Alaska - In the long contested race for the Democratic nomination for President, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton fired, what looks to...

Hillary’s Most Damning Emails Recently Released.

WASHINGTON D.C. - The Federal Bureau of Investigations this morning released the most embarrassing emails yet retrieved from Hillary Clinton's private email servers. According...

Our 24-Hour Safety Intensive Course

We, here at IS, intend to offer a course in Home Safety for individuals who are convinced that they aren't living safely and wish...

Donald Trump replaces George Washington painting in Oval Office with Vigo...

Redecoration of the Oval Office is a tradition.  Some presidents change the order of the artwork, the furniture, the paint, the wallpaper.  Some even...