Republican Leadership Tried Reverse Psychology to Derail Trump Train
SOUTH PARK, Colorado - Since November of 2015 the Republican establishment has been at war with Donald Trump. Every effort possible has been made...
Immediate Safety Interviews Carly Fiorina
Did you honestly think we were going to do that? Seriously? She's completely irrelevant, and quite frankly we're disappointed that you even clicked the...
Hillary Clinton to be Awarded Bronze Star for Gallantry
ARLINGTON, Virginia - During a surprise press conference this afternoon President Obama announced that he will award former Senator, and Secretary of State Hillary...
Vegas Gives 3:1 – Tom Brady is Caught Cheating in this...
Rejoice! It is January again. A month full of snow, playoffs, and Tom Brady shenanigans. The King of asterisks will be at it again...
Lesbian Left-Handed Albino Midget Eskimo Student Union Endorses Clinton
NOME, Alaska - In the long contested race for the Democratic nomination for President, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton fired, what looks to...
Bernie Sanders to Use Nickname “Mango” in an Effort to Win...
BURLINGTON, Vermont -"Lifting up his head he feels the sunlight in his eyes."
Bernie Sanders, embroiled in a long tough fight with former Secretary of...
Confirmed: Hillary Clinton Murdered a Baby With a Hammer
That's right, folks. Hillary Clinton, the de facto Democratic nominee, and potential next president of the united states beat a tiny, innocent baby to...
War On Christmas Casualties Projected in the Thousands This Year
The ever-growing war on Christmas is projected to claim thousands of lives this year. The US Department of Homeland Security is warning Christmas revelers...
NFL Hands Out Harsh Penalties on Domestic Violence
NEW YORK, New York - The National Football league has long been the champion of violence and conquest on the field of battle. Rules...
WAR! Putin accuses The Ukraine of not respecting pronouns
MOSCOW, RUSSIA FEBRUARY, 2021
Russian President Vladimir Putin is no longer pulling any punches with his border disputing, transphobic, racist neighbors in The...