President Trump Signs Executive Order Making Everything You Read Today Literally...

In a late night Oval Office session yesterday, President Trump signed an executive order making everything you read today literally true.  Spokespeople for the...

The Real Reason Microsoft Killed the Tay AI Twitter-Bot

Recent headlines about how the Twitter-bot designed by Microsoft and dubbed 'Tay' had to be shut down are misleading at best.  It's certainly problematic...

War On Christmas Casualties Projected in the Thousands This Year

The ever-growing war on Christmas is projected to claim thousands of lives this year.  The US Department of Homeland Security is warning Christmas revelers...

Our 24-Hour Safety Intensive Course

We, here at IS, intend to offer a course in Home Safety for individuals who are convinced that they aren't living safely and wish...

Republican Leadership Tried Reverse Psychology to Derail Trump Train

SOUTH PARK, Colorado - Since November of 2015 the Republican establishment has been at war with Donald Trump. Every effort possible has been made...

Kim Jong-Un releases Netflix and Chill safety video.

North Korea's supreme leader Kim Jong-Un has released a safety video to his people entitled "Netflix and Chill Why America is the Devil." Though...

Hillary and Bill Speak at a ‘Capitalists Understanding Nationalist Tendencies’ Benefit

ASHBURN, Virginia -  More than 5,000 die-hard fans packed Edlemen Financial Field this afternoon for one of the largest rallies of the 2016 Presidential...

Tom Brady Caught Cheating During Family Game Night.

QUINCY, Mass -  Times just continue to get more difficult for Tom Brady. Arguably the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL finds...

Lesbian Left-Handed Albino Midget Eskimo Student Union Endorses Clinton

NOME, Alaska - In the long contested race for the Democratic nomination for President, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton fired, what looks to...

5 Men Who Turned Down Batman Role Ahead of Ben Affleck

HOLLYWOOD, California - The entertainment industry is all abuzz about the near release of the most anticipated non-Star Wars film of the year, Batman Vs....