War on Drugs a Dismal Failure Brought About for Reasons That...
We all know the war on drugs is a failure. We know that it's given police military-style weapons to wage war on plants and...
The Beatles Offer A New Album Thanks to the Mandela Effect
BIRINGAN CITY, Philippines- A previously unreleased group of Beatles songs have been making the rounds through the light web lately. Nobody remembers the album...
The Mandela Effect: You’re Not Stupid, But Your Memory Is?
PROVO, Utah - Many people have been discussing a strange new phenomenon in the conspiracy world lately called the Mandela Effect. According to Wikipedia,...
Keith Richards Requires Musician Life Force To Survive
This year has been marked by a tremendous loss in the realm of Music. It's gotten disheartening to music lovers where every week brings a...
What You Don’t Know About Click-Bait Could Kill You
Be careful of websites like Upworthy and Buzzfeed. They will bait you with those highly clickable links, but what happens once they have you?...
Mega-Corporations Biggest Threat: Angry, Terminally-Ill Customers
We've all seen it. The anger in a man's eyes when he's at the end of his rope emotionally and financially. He's seriously debating...
Vermin Supreme the Only Candidate not Full of Shit
The news is all Hillary this, Trump that, Bernie the other (also Cruz, but who cares). The worst thing about it is, every time...
Military Spy Drones Over USA Searching for Theiving Fox
Unbeknownst to the rank and file of the US population, the events depicted in the popular children's show, Dora the Explorer, are based on the...
Donald Trump Actually the Outer God Nyarlathotep
Insiders have determined that Donald Trump is hiding a dark secret. One of Lovecraftian proportions, that we can only hope is not true. If...
Huge Grocery Conspiracy: Why Produce is at Front of Supermarket
PEORIA, Illinois - Investigative journalists here at Immediate Safety have uncovered a grand conspiracy concerning the placement of produce in grocery stores and supermarkets....