Food Safety: Mortality Rate Among Fruit Eaters an Astonishing 100%

Nutritional safety is always important in today's fast-paced, fast food society.  We all do the best we can to ensure we are getting the...

Ohio Doctor: My Life Was Ruined by Billboard Company

AKRON, Ohio - Jose Blose Jr., an unfortunate name for an unfortunate man. The Akron, Ohio therapist has spent much of his life in...

Why Your Friends are Voting Trump

EVERYWHERE, America - We know you have asked yourself 1,000 times, 'Why are my friends voting for Donald Trump? Are they this stupid? Why...

Paying for Sex Safer, Less Expensive Than Dating, Marriage

It's no secret that prostitution is a very old and storied profession.  In certain pagan cultures, priestesses of some deities earned money for the...

Facebook to Allow Customers to Block Political Nonsense

BOSTON, Mass - According to inside reports Facebook is set to release an update to their platform that will allow users to block political...

Easy Open Kraft Mac & Cheese Box Bad for Self Esteem,...

Macaroni and cheese is a popular food item.  Most people prefer a homemade concoction of cheeses and pasta, but many companies make instant or...

Hillary Clintons Deceased Enemies List.

Who stands up for them? Watch the video below to put some faces with the names. Help #GetTheWordOut https://youtu.be/KQaWQuzHWzM  

DNC to Hand Debbie Wasserman Schultz Over to ISIS for Beheading

Democrats, especially those loyal to Senator Sanders, are a difficult crowd to please.  Given the release of emails from DNC employees which shows conclusively...

President Trump Caught Red Handed

ASHBURN, Virginia - It was inevitable that before long, the truth about President Donald Trump would be absolutely clear. With major media outlets, street...

Huge Grocery Conspiracy: Why Produce is at Front of Supermarket

PEORIA, Illinois - Investigative journalists here at Immediate Safety have uncovered a grand conspiracy concerning the placement of produce in grocery stores and supermarkets....