Kim Jong-Un releases Netflix and Chill safety video.
North Korea's supreme leader Kim Jong-Un has released a safety video to his people entitled "Netflix and Chill Why America is the Devil." Though...
President Trump Caught Red Handed
ASHBURN, Virginia - It was inevitable that before long, the truth about President Donald Trump would be absolutely clear. With major media outlets, street...
New Marijuana Game, Smokémon, Killing Kids
With widespread acceptance of marijuana culture and use, a new danger has arisen for children. Like college kids and frat houses love their drinking...
Charleston Man Fired Due to Flatulence
CHARLESTON, West Virginia - A battle of prodigious magnitude is dawning at a diminutive regency office in the suburbs of Charleston West Virginia. The...
NOAA Answers the Question: ‘Where Da Hoes At’ with Science
SUITLAND, MD - The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, NOAA, the US's premier natural pattern studying organization, has taken a major leap forward in...
Chipotle Roulette – Because We Know You Can’t Resist
DENVER, COLORADO - A new marketing campaign by America's favorite premium fast food chain, Chipotle, is sticking it's thumb right in the eye of...
Hole In Ozone Layer Seems to Follow Ted Cruz
OCALA, Florida - Just as the Ted Cruz campaign begins to gain momentum we are being informed of some breaking news that could shake...
Twelve Internet Rumors And Conspiracy Theories You Didn’t Know Were True
SILICON VALLEY, California - The social media universe has become a proverbial treasure trove of conspiracy theory and satire. It is nearly impossible for...
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Mulls 2020 Presidential Run Despite Her Age
Washington, DC - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), or AOC as she is called by the kids, is a 29-year-old US Legislator elected in New York's...