Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Mulls 2020 Presidential Run Despite Her Age

Washington, DC - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), or AOC as she is called by the kids, is a 29-year-old US Legislator elected in New York's...

White Activists Seeking Reparations for Ancient Slavery

NEW YORK, New York - Several motions have been filed recently in the Southern District of New York Federal Court, seeking the right and...

Jared: From Pitching Subs to Tossing Salads

Jared Fogle has had quite an interesting couple of years. He has gone from one of America's top advertising faces with Subway restaurants to...

Thirteen Questions With Hillary Clinton

We're not even sure how a rinky-dink outfit like us scored this interview.  I think some confused staffer dropped us in the wrong pile....

Flatulence in Elevators and Carpool Lanes: Assault?

Meet Gus Anderson. By all accounts a good man. A father, brother, son, and a pillar of his community.  Sadly Gus was fatality beaten...

Thirteen Questions with Ben Carson

Recently, and you don't need to know how, I came across Dr. Ben Carson's phone number. I decided a text message interview would be...

Racist Police Steal AR-15″s, Exposives From Refugees

DALLAS, Texas - Police in Dallas, Texas are coming under fire for the arrests of eight Syrian refugees on weapons, explosives, and grand theft auto...

Clown sightings on the rise. Wookies to the rescue?

PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania - If you have been paying attention to the news at all in the last couple of weeks I am sure you...

Cleveland Man Laments ‘Life Going On’ After Cavs Championship

CLEVELAND, Ohio - Hell has frozen over, pigs have flown, and my kids have cleaned their bedrooms without prompting. Cleveland finally has a major...

Former President Obama Proving Spying Is Not Always A Bad Thing.

EVERYNOOKANDCRANYIN, America - Sometimes, throughout our lives, we hear words that automatically trigger negative emotions; Hitler, Satan, Osama Bin Laden, Nickelback just to name a...