Jared: From Pitching Subs to Tossing Salads
Jared Fogle has had quite an interesting couple of years. He has gone from one of America's top advertising faces with Subway restaurants to...
Detroit woman sues Proctor & Gamble over Tide Pod weight gain
DETROIT, Michigan - A Wayne County couple, today, filed a federal lawsuit against the Proctor & Gamble corporation (Makers of Tide detergent), for a...
Clinton supporter laments: Nobody wants to steal my yard sign
HACKENSACK, New Jersey - Bill Prader has been a democrat his entire life. He has gleefully cast votes for Carter, Mondale, Dukakis, Clinton, Gore,...
Huge Grocery Conspiracy: Why Produce is at Front of Supermarket
PEORIA, Illinois - Investigative journalists here at Immediate Safety have uncovered a grand conspiracy concerning the placement of produce in grocery stores and supermarkets....
Cheap Chinese Eucharist Carcinogenic, Catholics Upset
BRAINTREE, Massachusetts - The holy sacrament of the Eucharist is as much a part of the Catholic lifestyle as shaking hands during the Peace segment...
Thirteen Questions with Ben Carson
Recently, and you don't need to know how, I came across Dr. Ben Carson's phone number. I decided a text message interview would be...
Vegas Gives 3:1 – Tom Brady is Caught Cheating in this...
Rejoice! It is January again. A month full of snow, playoffs, and Tom Brady shenanigans. The King of asterisks will be at it again...
Daughter of Eric Garner, Erica Garner : Dont “Use” My Father.
The Clinton campaign has bitten off more than it can chew in the newest released emails from Wikileaks. Erica Garner, the daughter of Eric...
RAW FOOTAGE – DNC Illegally Dumps Enormous Amount of Campaign Promises
The DNC was caught dumping a tremendous amount of waste, and probably some fraud and abuse, in a storm drain in Lawrenceville, GA. The...
Transgenders to Liberal do-gooders : Please stop trying to “help”.
MADISON, Wisconsin - Restrooms, believe it or not, have become the new battlefield in America's social wars. Many have tried to resolve these differences...