ISIS to Begin Using Softer, Gentler Ways to Punish Infidels
DAMASCUS, Syria - Economic struggles worldwide have hit everyone and terrorists are not immune to the struggles of making ends meet. Tourism has decreased...
Acclaim set to release followup to “Guitar Hero” with “Cowbell Hero”
TIMPUEY, Hong Kong - The Acclaim corporation is set to make one of the biggest video game releases in recent memory next week with...
Transgenders to Liberal do-gooders : Please stop trying to “help”.
MADISON, Wisconsin - Restrooms, believe it or not, have become the new battlefield in America's social wars. Many have tried to resolve these differences...
Local Union : Fires are dangerous. Call us when it’s out.
Palo Alto, California - The month-long clash between the citizens and unions in Palo Alto, California is finally over and it is clear the...
Congress to Change the Face of All US Cash
WASHINGTON D.C. - The entire nation is talking about the story coming out of the U.S. Mint regarding the changes in the faces on...
Trump Supporter Starts Business Catering to Sanders Supporters
EAST HARTFORD, Conn - A man in Connecticut has started a business that caters to the dejected and depressed supporters of Bernie Sanders. These...
American Horror Story Joe Gatto, Fall 2017
NEW YORK, New York - Action, suspense, horror....two genres of American culture come together to forever change the viewing habits of a nation. The...
North Carolina: Screw it, You Can All Wear Diapers
DURHAM, North Carolina - News out of North Carolina has been tumultuous over the last week, to say the least. Governor Pat McCrory (R)...
HomophobiPhobes Ruining Homosexuality for Everyone
CHARLESTON, South Carolina - Violence against anyone is frowned upon in America and rightly so. Recently we have become aware of a new brand...
What You Don’t Know About Click-Bait Could Kill You
Be careful of websites like Upworthy and Buzzfeed. They will bait you with those highly clickable links, but what happens once they have you?...