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Thirteen Questions With Hillary Clinton

We're not even sure how a rinky-dink outfit like us scored this interview.  I think some confused staffer dropped us in the wrong pile....

Kim Jung Un Wins ‘North Korea Idol’ for Record 7th Straight...

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jung Un, The Supreme leader of North Korea took one closer step toward immortality last night by winning his...

NFL Hands Out Harsh Penalties on Domestic Violence

NEW YORK, New York - The National Football league has long been the champion of violence and conquest on the field of battle. Rules...

Cops: We’re not Racist, Just Too Out-of-Shape to Chase You

Chicago, Ill - We have all grown accustomed to hearing the horror stories of young minority citizens being gunned down in the streets by...

Hair color specific police reports make men unsafe.

There are many things that separate and make us different than everyone else. We have different races, genders, orientations, and many more specific traits...

President Obama Ready to Announce his “Adopt a Refugee” Policy

WASHINGTON D.C. - President Obama is taking no prisoners when it comes to the safety and well being of Syrian refugees seeking asylum in...

Most ‘Best Dad’ Claims Based on Tiny Sample Set

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A new study based on fathering data demonstrates that most children mistakenly believe that their father is the world's best dad....

Cleveland Browns: The Art of Perpetual Sadness

Oh, those lovable losers. The ones who try and try, but never taste the sweetness of success. The guy who grabs the microphone every Thursday...

Shark Week Surpasses Superbowl Week for Highest Domestic Violence

CHICAGO, Ill - Superbowl week has long been known as the week of the year that boasts the most reported domestic violence cases nationwide. For...

A Browns Fan Named Sue

Why do some of us grow up with such amazing abilities to adapt to any of the horrors in our environment? Where do the...