Trump Supporter Starts Business Catering to Sanders Supporters
EAST HARTFORD, Conn - A man in Connecticut has started a business that caters to the dejected and depressed supporters of Bernie Sanders. These...
Syria Brings Down Russian Planes With Flocks of Trained Birds
DAMASCUS Syria - War surrounds, war engulfs, and war reigns through the entire nation of Syria. Greatly outmatched by the Giant bear that is...
Facebook to Allow Customers to Block Political Nonsense
BOSTON, Mass - According to inside reports Facebook is set to release an update to their platform that will allow users to block political...
Vegas Gives 3:1 – Tom Brady is Caught Cheating in this...
Rejoice! It is January again. A month full of snow, playoffs, and Tom Brady shenanigans. The King of asterisks will be at it again...
HomophobiPhobes Ruining Homosexuality for Everyone
CHARLESTON, South Carolina - Violence against anyone is frowned upon in America and rightly so. Recently we have become aware of a new brand...
Oscar Surprise: Footballer Bryan Carrasco Nominated for Best Actor
HOLLYWOOD, Ca - The Academy Awards (AKA the Oscars) have long been the goal of actors the world over. The award has historically only gone...
Donald Trump Set to Trademark the Word ‘Great’
In another bold election cycle move, the ever opportunistic Donald Trump has petitioned to trademark the word "great." The often overused adjective of choice...
Comparing GOP and Dems to Assholes Offensive to Assholes
Recent developments in US politics have many people hurling insulting phrases in the direction of both major political parties. The Democratic party has fractured...
Mall Elves Protest Unfair Wages, Working Conditions
Every year during the holiday season, malls across the country drag the holiday decorations out of the storage dungeon and proudly display them in...
NFL Set to Expand Sidelines to Accommodate Parole Officers
NEW YORK, New York - The National Football League has announced an unprecedented on-field expansion to accommodate the large number of parole supervisors who...