Syria Brings Down Russian Planes With Flocks of Trained Birds
DAMASCUS Syria - War surrounds, war engulfs, and war reigns through the entire nation of Syria. Greatly outmatched by the Giant bear that is...
Trump Supporter Starts Business Catering to Sanders Supporters
EAST HARTFORD, Conn - A man in Connecticut has started a business that caters to the dejected and depressed supporters of Bernie Sanders. These...
Ohio Doctor: My Life Was Ruined by Billboard Company
AKRON, Ohio - Jose Blose Jr., an unfortunate name for an unfortunate man. The Akron, Ohio therapist has spent much of his life in...
Recreational Fishing Linked to Severe Alcoholism
Fishing is one of the great pastimes throughout history. Where there's water, there are fish. Where there are fish, there are anglers. Where there...
Easy Open Kraft Mac & Cheese Box Bad for Self Esteem,...
Macaroni and cheese is a popular food item. Most people prefer a homemade concoction of cheeses and pasta, but many companies make instant or...
North Carolina: Screw it, You Can All Wear Diapers
DURHAM, North Carolina - News out of North Carolina has been tumultuous over the last week, to say the least. Governor Pat McCrory (R)...
ODNI Releases Assessment of Russian Hacking that’s Completely Useless
Washington DC - The Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) released a public, unclassified version of their Russian hacking assessment titled Background to...
Whistle-Blowing Stormtrooper : The Empire Never Listened to Me
The odds are very good that you have never heard the name, Jace Chee. He spent his working years as a rank and file...
Most ‘Best Dad’ Claims Based on Tiny Sample Set
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A new study based on fathering data demonstrates that most children mistakenly believe that their father is the world's best dad....
White Activists Seeking Reparations for Ancient Slavery
NEW YORK, New York - Several motions have been filed recently in the Southern District of New York Federal Court, seeking the right and...