Spit-Talkers: Annoyance, or Public Health Menace?

Some people spit when they talk.  To those of us who don't, it's an annoyance, especially considering the number of times we need to...

MTV’s “Kids On Drugs” Sparks Outrage

MTV, the once great leader of the music revolution, is again taking reality television to the next level of shock theater. Coming in the...

Scientists Recommend Easing Back Into Work After Holidays

No one likes work.  Even those people who tell you they love what they do.  They hate to work more than the rest of...

Susan G. Komen Declares War On Pink… Salt?

The Susan G. Komen Foundation is making a Trump-esque play for all things pink. It claims ownership of the color and the word, and...

Cheap Chinese Eucharist Carcinogenic, Catholics Upset

BRAINTREE, Massachusetts - The holy sacrament of the Eucharist is as much a part of the Catholic lifestyle as shaking hands during the Peace segment...

Popular Music and Ear Safety

The ability to hear for many is considered the most valuable of the senses. To hear the voice of a loved one or a...

Hand Washing: Statistics Say, Don’t Shake Hands With Steve

We all know Steve. For all intents and purposes, he is a nice guy. He is a father, husband, friend, and son, but he...

Bad Grammar Linked to Silly, Accidental Deaths

ACCIDENT, Maryland- A recent study by the Life Insurance Actuarial Research Society in Accident, Maryland has shown a startling link between poor grammar and the...

Pedophiles Three Times as Likely to Skip Breakfast

While pretty much everyone agrees that pedophiles are disgusting people (with perhaps the sole exception being pedophiles themselves), something they need to stop doing...

Recreational Fishing Linked to Severe Alcoholism

Fishing is one of the great pastimes throughout history.  Where there's water, there are fish.  Where there are fish, there are anglers.  Where there...