The Last Jedi Review: If You love Star Wars Stay Away
IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY - Oh where to begin? I may, or may not have spoilers here. Not really sure as this...
Book Reviews: What Happened by Hillary Clinton
We decided that we should probably read Hillary's book because someone (talking to you, Vermin Supreme) said that we were mentioned in it. When we...
Casey Anthony to be Awarded Congressional Late Term Abortion Lifetime Achievement...
WASHINGTON D.C.- The 116th session of Congress is set to be one of the most contentious sessions in our nation's history. From Healthcare legislation...
Kim Jung Un Wins ‘North Korea Idol’ for Record 7th Straight...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jung Un, The Supreme leader of North Korea took one closer step toward immortality last night by winning his...
Transgender Loophole: US Women’s Olympic Team Set to Dominate Games
The plan may not have been obvious before but it is now. The identity politics game of the American social justice movement has been...
Trump Administration Actually Keeps Political Promises, Politicians Stumped
How can you tell a politician is lying? His lips are moving. Everyone knows the joke. What happens when a politician keeps his campaign...
Madonna Owes Me A BJ – Claims Clinton Voter
A man, who wishes to remain anonymous until events unfurl, has written a letter to Madonna thanking her for her offer of a blowjob...
Former President Obama sneaks into whitehouse, forgot his ‘stash’
WASHINGTON D.C. - in a scene right out of a James Bond meets Cheech and Chong spoof, former President Barack Obama was briefly taken...
Women March on Washington DC, Men March for a Sammich
LOS ANGELES, CA - Women have taken to the streets in an effort to protest the election of Donald Trump on the day after...
The Mans Guide To Acceptable Christmas Movie Viewing
It's sometimes difficult for men to know what can and cannot be watched during the holiday season while still maintaining a claim on manhood....