Survey: 60% of Male Pokémon GO Players Think a ‘Vulva’ is...
If you haven't heard of Pokémon Go yet, odds are you were recently rescued from your political internment in North Korea or just woke...
The Last Jedi Review: If You love Star Wars Stay Away
IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY - Oh where to begin? I may, or may not have spoilers here. Not really sure as this...
Clown Activists Contemplating Lawsuit for Rights Violations
WASHINGTON D.C.- Clown lives matter? Today thousands of clowns from across the nation have descended on the Capital to protest, what they believe, are...
Trump Administration Actually Keeps Political Promises, Politicians Stumped
How can you tell a politician is lying? His lips are moving. Everyone knows the joke. What happens when a politician keeps his campaign...
The Colin Kaepernick you thought you knew.
SAN FRANCISCO, California - like it or not Colin Kaepernick, the controversial backup quarterback of the San Francisco 49ers, has become a household name...
Transgender Loophole: US Women’s Olympic Team Set to Dominate Games
The plan may not have been obvious before but it is now. The identity politics game of the American social justice movement has been...
Isis leadership : We will leave America if Trump elected.
DETROIT, Michigan - Isis operatives have added their names to the long list of people threatening to leave America if Donald Trump is elected....
Book Reviews: What Happened by Hillary Clinton
We decided that we should probably read Hillary's book because someone (talking to you, Vermin Supreme) said that we were mentioned in it. When we...
Comparing GOP and Dems to Assholes Offensive to Assholes
Recent developments in US politics have many people hurling insulting phrases in the direction of both major political parties. The Democratic party has fractured...
Daughter of Eric Garner, Erica Garner : Dont “Use” My Father.
The Clinton campaign has bitten off more than it can chew in the newest released emails from Wikileaks. Erica Garner, the daughter of Eric...