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RAW FOOTAGE – DNC Illegally Dumps Enormous Amount of Campaign Promises

RAW FOOTAGE – DNC Illegally Dumps Enormous Amount of Campaign Promises 11 votes / 4.91 Stars The DNC was caught dumping a tremendous amount of waste, and probably some fraud and abuse, in a storm drain in Lawrenceville, GA.  The film below is from our affiliate station in Georgia, WGCL gave us this video. +950

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She Scares Me – Hillary Clinton Causing Nightmares , Nation in panic

She Scares Me – Hillary Clinton Causing Nightmares , Nation in panic 20 votes / 5 Stars FALL RIVER, Massachusetts – Reports are circulating throughout the United States of normal everyday citizens reporting what is being termed, “Clinton Derangement Syndrome” (CDS). People diagnosed with CDS show symptoms of irrational (or maybe rational) fear, nightmares, and uncontrollable coughing fits. I was sitting at my computer and clicked on a file about Hillary’s corruption. After reading the article I started wondering whether or not her “people” knew I clicked it. I stayed awake all night out of fear of being Hillary’s next victim.  Oh and coughing. A whole bunch of coughing. – Isreal Montoya, Boston, MA Mr. Montoya’s attorney, Red Janson ESQ., ...

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Ghost of Rob Reiner – Move my body to Canada if Trump Elected. Lemmy not amused.

Ghost of Rob Reiner – Move my body to Canada if Trump Elected. Lemmy not amused. 29 votes / 5 Stars SAN FRANCISCO, California – Election 2016 has turned into one of the most contentious periods in American history. Volatile operatives from the left and the right are behaving less like a voting populace and more like warring tribal factions bent on destruction. The closer we get to election day the more we are nagged by Hollywood elites purposing an exodus from the United States if they don’t get their way. The list continues to grow and is a who’s who of obnoxious attention craving nitwits such as Whoopi Goldberg, Miley Cyrus, and Cher. Now we are learning that the ...

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Hillary’s Deplorable, Irredeemable Basement Dwellers Identified?

Hillary’s Deplorable, Irredeemable Basement Dwellers Identified? 21 votes / 4.95 Stars BALTIMORE, Maryland – By now we have all had the opportunity to hear Hillary Clinton’s infamous besmirchments of the irredeemable deplorables who support Donald Trump, and the basement dwelling, easily manipulated ’cause heads’ who supported (and still, support) Bernie Sanders. Many are still confused as to whom she was actually referring to when she orated her scripted, misinformed diatribes against the very citizens she purports to desire to lead over these next four years. If we start with the Trump supporters we learn that she was attributing deplorable status to the “under educated” segment of our society. This is a phrase that has been thrown around by pundits and ...

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Who Is Bill Clinton? – These 13 Questions (or so) might give you valuable insight

Who Is Bill Clinton? – These 13 Questions (or so) might give you valuable insight 5 votes / 5 Stars HOPE, Arkansas –  If you are over 30 years old you likely remember everything there is to know about Bill Clinton. He had major successes as well as some major failures that are well documented world wide. A great economy mixed with purported scandals shaped his 8 years in office and made him front page news nearly every day. If you are under 30 you have probably heard a great deal about him but are unfamiliar with every kernel of knowledge that built the Clinton brand. We here at I.S. have decided that the best course of correction would be ...

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‘A’ For Amnesty – Illegal Immigrants Begin Wearing Large Red A in a show of solidarity

‘A’ For Amnesty – Illegal Immigrants Begin Wearing Large Red A in a show of solidarity 3 votes / 5 Stars SAN FRANCISCO, California – Sometimes it’s difficult to know who your enemies are, but even harder to know which are your friends.  That is the insight behind the new amnesty initiative created by Illinoise Congressman Luis Gutierrez (D). “We need our people to know who is with them. The best way to do that is by wearing our ‘A’ for Amnesty”, -Rep. Gutierrez. According to the Congressman, every undocumented person living in the United States will adorn the giant red “A” which shows support for legislation to bring amnesty to the 20 million or so people living in America ...

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Muslim Meteorologist Sues WMO Over racist Hurricane Names

Muslim Meteorologist Sues WMO Over racist Hurricane Names 3 votes / 5 Stars BRUSSELS, Belgium – Islamic meteorologist, Dr. Hassier Abdul Mohammed, has filed a lawsuit in Brussels Palais De Justice seeking to change the ‘racist’ way in which the WMO (World Meteorological Organization) names its tropical storms and hurricanes. According to Dr. Mohammad, there is a conspiracy aimed at maintaining the status quo of only Christian and Jewish names associated with the word’s most fierce natural phenomenon. These storms come from God and thus should be named after his children and not infidels. On this we will refuse to remain silent. God is great and will see us through this racist disgrace. We refuse to discuss hurricane Matthew. If ...

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Clown Activists Contemplating Lawsuit for Rights Violations

Clown Activists Contemplating Lawsuit for Rights Violations 4 votes / 5 Stars WASHINGTON D.C.- Clown lives matter? Today thousands of clowns from across the nation have descended on the Capital to protest, what they believe, are ‘silly’ laws being passed in every corner of America which intend to prevent people from dressing up as clowns. The laws come after hundreds of reports across the nation of clowns bothering and harassing children. It is such a non jovial unfairness to take away Boingo’s livelihood. If I can’t dress as a clown I will be very sad (aggressively rubs eyes). I know my rights and I can’t be told how to dress. I self-identify as a clown so you can’t stop me ...

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Clown sightings on the rise. Wookies to the rescue?

Clown sightings on the rise. Wookies to the rescue? 5 votes / 5 Stars PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania – If you have been paying attention to the news at all in the last couple of weeks I am sure you have heard stories from across the nation of grown men, dressed as clowns, bothering and threatening children. We are not sure how this became an epidemic but this activity has sparked outrage and fear from Maine to California. Police agencies, already taxed by crime and terror, lack the additional resources needed to properly investigate each new case of clown tomfoolery. In comes Archie Alflin and his team of upstart clown investigators. “Our kids are in danger and It’s time for us to ...

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Hillary blames child for getting raped

Hillary blames child for getting raped 5 votes / 5 Stars A child rape victim says she cannot forgive Hillary Clinton for defending her rapist in court 40 years ago, saying the former Democratic presidential candidate attacked her credibility despite knowing that her assailant was guilty – and  later laughed about it in a taped interview. Kathy Shelton was just 12 years old when a 41-year-old drifter raped her on the side of a desolate Arkansas road in 1975. Now, four decades later, she has agreed to be named and pictured for the first time in this Daily Mail Online exclusive because she is furious that her rapist’s defense attorney – Hillary Clinton – has been portraying herself as a ...

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