Hillary’s Deplorable, Irredeemable Basement Dwellers Identified?

BALTIMORE, Maryland - By now we have all had the opportunity to hear Hillary Clinton's infamous besmirchments of the irredeemable deplorables who support Donald...

Who Is Bill Clinton? – These 13 Questions (or so) might...

HOPE, Arkansas -  If you are over 30 years old you likely remember everything there is to know about Bill Clinton. He had major...

‘A’ For Amnesty – Illegal Immigrants Begin Wearing Large Red A...

SAN FRANCISCO, California - Sometimes it's difficult to know who your enemies are, but even harder to know which are your friends.  That is...

Muslim Meteorologist Sues WMO Over racist Hurricane Names

BRUSSELS, Belgium - Islamic meteorologist, Dr. Hassier Abdul Mohammed, has filed a lawsuit in Brussels Palais De Justice seeking to change the 'racist' way...

Clown Activists Contemplating Lawsuit for Rights Violations

WASHINGTON D.C.- Clown lives matter? Today thousands of clowns from across the nation have descended on the Capital to protest, what they believe, are...

Clown sightings on the rise. Wookies to the rescue?

PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania - If you have been paying attention to the news at all in the last couple of weeks I am sure you...

Hillary blames child for getting raped

A child rape victim says she cannot forgive Hillary Clinton for defending her rapist in court 40 years ago, saying the former Democratic presidential...

Breaking down the 2016 election in simple terms

FRESNO, California - Many people throughout The United States are still struggling with their decision as to who they intend to vote for in...

88 Generals Endorse Trump, Hillary Incredulous

WASHINGTON, D.C.- The Trump campaign on Tuesday released a list of 88 current and former generals and admirals that have given Mr. Trump their...

Allah to Followers: If I Wanted the Infidels Dead I Would...

TEHRAN, Iran - Allah, the great and merciful God of the Muslim religion has the power to create great floods, send earthquakes to level...