Bad Grammar Linked to Silly, Accidental Deaths
ACCIDENT, Maryland- A recent study by the Life Insurance Actuarial Research Society in Accident, Maryland has shown a startling link between poor grammar and the...
Clown Activists Contemplating Lawsuit for Rights Violations
WASHINGTON D.C.- Clown lives matter? Today thousands of clowns from across the nation have descended on the Capital to protest, what they believe, are...
Ouija Safety: Keeping Evil Spirits at Bay.
Lets all be honest for a moment..... We all want to play with our Ouija boards but can not seem to get around the...
What You Don’t Know About Tacos Will Kill You
In light of the recent Chipotle, E. coli scare, this article was one whose time had come. The truth is, tacos are incredibly dangerous....
Red lights for anti-gun solidarity
A new trend is sweeping the nation. It's called "red lighting". Activists are changing their normal white porch light bulbs with special red bulbs...
88 Generals Endorse Trump, Hillary Incredulous
WASHINGTON, D.C.- The Trump campaign on Tuesday released a list of 88 current and former generals and admirals that have given Mr. Trump their...
Racist Police Steal AR-15″s, Exposives From Refugees
DALLAS, Texas - Police in Dallas, Texas are coming under fire for the arrests of eight Syrian refugees on weapons, explosives, and grand theft auto...
Anonymous hacker to Muppets : Your days of innuendo and euphemism...
SESAME Street, U.S.A. -
Why did you click this? Anonymous doesn't work this way and the muppets? C'mon man. Though I suppose we believe every...
Lego® Blocks Strewn About Battlefields a War Crime?
The world has seen far more than its fair share of war, and no period in history has been without bloodshed. With the advent of...
Who Is Bill Clinton? – These 13 Questions (or so) might...
HOPE, Arkansas - If you are over 30 years old you likely remember everything there is to know about Bill Clinton. He had major...