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Hillary blames child for getting raped

Hillary blames child for getting raped 5 votes / 5 Stars A child rape victim says she cannot forgive Hillary Clinton for defending her rapist in court 40 years ago, saying the former Democratic presidential candidate attacked her credibility despite knowing that her assailant was guilty – and  later laughed about it in a taped interview. Kathy Shelton was just 12 years old when a 41-year-old drifter raped her on the side of a desolate Arkansas road in 1975. Now, four decades later, she has agreed to be named and pictured for the first time in this Daily Mail Online exclusive because she is furious that her rapist’s defense attorney – Hillary Clinton – has been portraying herself as a ...

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Breaking down the 2016 election in simple terms

Breaking down the 2016 election in simple terms 4 votes / 5 Stars FRESNO, California – Many people throughout The United States are still struggling with their decision as to who they intend to vote for in the 2016 election. Now I know that Gary Johnson fans (whom I respect immensely), and Jill Stein fans (whom I also have a lot of respect for) want to be heard from, but in my mind (right or wrong) neither has a legitimate chance at 270 electoral votes.  So we are left with 2 candidates who have a legitimate shot at winning. We’ve broken the election down between the two major candidates as a choice not made until the voter is inside the ...

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88 Generals Endorse Trump, Hillary Incredulous

88 Generals Endorse Trump, Hillary Incredulous 4 votes / 4 Stars WASHINGTON, D.C.- The Trump campaign on Tuesday released a list of 88 current and former generals and admirals that have given Mr. Trump their endorsement for president. This was in response to the Clinton campaign releasing lists of prominent Republicans that had endorsed the former Secretary of State. The game is afoot with endorsements dropping on a daily basis as elites offer their names and clout in an attempt to rebuild relevance in the political Superbowl season. Both campaigns touted those who endorsed them while downplaying those who endorsed their opponent. “I am very proud to have the generals”, said Donald Trump (Republican nominee). “The generals have been so ...

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Allah to Followers: If I Wanted the Infidels Dead I Would Kill Them Myself

Allah to Followers: If I Wanted the Infidels Dead I Would Kill Them Myself 5 votes / 5 Stars TEHRAN, Iran – Allah, the great and merciful God of the Muslim religion has the power to create great floods, send earthquakes to level entire cities, and use lightning to strike at will. For some unknown reason the one power Allah evidently does not have (according to his followers), is the ability to kill Islamic enemies and Infidels himself. Oops, sorry leftists, him/herself. Reports are beginning to circulate out of Tehran Iran that during a meeting of Imams discussing the treatment of infidels and their families Allah appeared and had a message for not only the people in attendance but for ...

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The Mandela Effect: You’re Not Stupid, But Your Memory Is?

The Mandela Effect: You’re Not Stupid, But Your Memory Is? 5 votes / 5 Stars PROVO, Utah – Many people have been discussing a strange new phenomenon in the conspiracy world lately called the Mandela Effect. According to Wikipedia, it is defined as a situation where a number of people have memories that are different from available evidence. This doesn’t sound too ominous to the average reader until you peruse a little bit deeper into the paradox. The Mandela effect is named after President Nelson Mandela. He was imprisoned for several decades before being released to become the President of South Africa in 1994. This is the memory I have, but tens of thousands of people around the world swear they remember ...

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Spousal Murder Far Less Expensive Than Divorce

Spousal Murder Far Less Expensive Than Divorce 6 votes / 5 Stars We’ve all seen episodes of Forensic Files and Snapped and wondered why or how a person could murder their spouse.  Isn’t it easier to just get a divorce and be done with it?  Turns out, the answer to that question is a resounding ‘no.’  The bridal industry, an industry designed to infantilize women and sell them a false ideal which starts their marriage out on the worst possible footing, debt, is a $2 Billion a year industry.  The divorce industry in the US alone is worth easily 15 times that just in attorney’s fees.  The real numbers are staggering, and some claim the number is close to $30 Billion.  It’s a ...

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Anonymous hacker to Muppets : Your days of innuendo and euphemism are over

Anonymous hacker to Muppets : Your days of innuendo and euphemism are over 5 votes / 5 Stars SESAME Street, U.S.A. –   Why did you click this? Anonymous doesn’t work this way, and the muppets? C’mon man. Though I suppose we believe every other story Anonymous is mentioned in.   +180

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Homeland Security: We Can Only Afford to Protect 45 States

Homeland Security: We Can Only Afford to Protect 45 States 4 votes / 5 Stars WASHINGTON D.C. – In an unexpected, and stunning announcement from the DHS (Department of Homeland Security) undersecretary to the deputy chief of the Vice President, Timothy Hillsrom, we have learned that the department is so underfunded that drastic steps are being taken at this moment that will change all American’s level of safety.  Current 2016 funding levels limit DHS’s ability to protect the entire nation. In fact, we are getting word that in fiscal year 2017 only 45 of the 50 states in the union will fall under DHS protection.  And that change completely ignores protectorates like Puerto Rico. The announcement, which will certainly induce ...

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MTV’s “We are I.S.I.S.” drawing controversy across the world

MTV’s “We are I.S.I.S.” drawing controversy across the world 4 votes / 5 Stars NEW YORK, New York – MTV is at it again and this time the world is starting to pay attention to the dealings of this once flagship channel. The new MTV power program, ” We Are I.S.I.S.” is set to begin production and, in true MTV fasion, is stirring controversy. The program focuses on the Mahmood family and follows them with camera’s through their normal daily routine. “We wanted everyone to see they were just like us”, said Jeremy Eagers associate producer for the program. “We are all racists and must see clear to the other side”. When asked if things happened in the filming that ...

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ISIS to Begin Using Softer, Gentler Ways to Punish Infidels

ISIS to Begin Using Softer, Gentler Ways to Punish Infidels 4 votes / 5 Stars DAMASCUS, Syria – Economic struggles worldwide have hit everyone and terrorists are not immune to the struggles of making ends meet. Tourism has decreased dramatically in area’s controlled by ISIS militants and they have looked at many different ways to change their ability to balance the budget. “We ran a 4 Billion dollar deficit last year”, claims Awlaki Mohammad,  ISIS treasurer. “Infidels are afraid of us and have stopped coming. We need Infidels money badly.” Mohammad reached out to the Elsheikh Public Relations corporation for assistance with their marketing and image. Early on it looks like times are changing quickly for the Jihadist’s bottom line. ...

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