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Lego® Blocks Strewn About Battlefields a War Crime?

The world has seen far more than its fair share of war, and no period in history has been without bloodshed.  With the advent of...

Chipotle Roulette – Because We Know You Can’t Resist

DENVER, COLORADO - A new marketing campaign by America's favorite premium fast food chain, Chipotle, is sticking it's thumb right in the eye of...

Wwe’s stubborn constant pushes of Roman Reigns borderline obnoxious

The WWE Universe went to sleep angry again last night. The creative minds that make all the decisions in the WWE nearly fell backward...

Muslim Meteorologist Sues WMO Over racist Hurricane Names

BRUSSELS, Belgium - Islamic meteorologist, Dr. Hassier Abdul Mohammed, has filed a lawsuit in Brussels Palais De Justice seeking to change the 'racist' way...

Hole In Ozone Layer Seems to Follow Ted Cruz

OCALA, Florida - Just as the Ted Cruz campaign begins to gain momentum we are being informed of some breaking news that could shake...

Ms. ISIS Beauty Pageant Ends in Controversy

DAMASCUS Syria - The first ever Ms. Isis beauty pageant was hailed as the biggest event in Syria in decades and lived up to...

San Francisco Saved From Terror Attack; Liberals Claim Racism

SAN FRANCISCO, California - Developing According to several reports, the city of San Francisco was recently saved from a Christmas week terror attack by quick thinking...

Transgender women charged for child support by social services.

MOBILE, Alabama - In a stunning decision out of Mobile Alabama family courts, a young transgender person has been deemed responsible for providing child support...

Democratic cannibalism- not the same as traditional cannibalism

San Francisco, California - Cannibalism has failed every time it's been tried. No society has ever sustained itself on a diet which included human meat....

Allah to Followers: If I Wanted the Infidels Dead I Would...

TEHRAN, Iran - Allah, the great and merciful God of the Muslim religion has the power to create great floods, send earthquakes to level...