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MTV’s “We are I.S.I.S.” drawing controversy across the world

NEW YORK, New York - MTV is at it again and this time the world is starting to pay attention to the dealings of...

Surviving Alien Abduction 2016

Every passing year brings with it more tales of abduction and horrors orchestrated by our visitors from above. From simple sightings to full horrifying...

Breaking down the 2016 election in simple terms

FRESNO, California - Many people throughout The United States are still struggling with their decision as to who they intend to vote for in...

Company Seeks to Challenge (to the Death) People Who Overuse ‘Literally’

SEATTLE, Washington - Perhaps the most often uttered, and completely idiotic, phrase in the United States is, "I'd literally kill for a cup of...

Muslim Meteorologist Sues WMO Over racist Hurricane Names

BRUSSELS, Belgium - Islamic meteorologist, Dr. Hassier Abdul Mohammed, has filed a lawsuit in Brussels Palais De Justice seeking to change the 'racist' way...

Girl Scout Cookie Turf Wars Escalate to Horrific Violence

CHICAGO, Illinois - Chicago is notorious for its street gangs and the violence they bring, but when that violence spills over into normally peaceful...

ODNI Releases Assessment of Russian Hacking that’s Completely Useless

Washington DC - The Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) released a public, unclassified version of their Russian hacking assessment titled Background to...

Chipotle Roulette – Because We Know You Can’t Resist

DENVER, COLORADO - A new marketing campaign by America's favorite premium fast food chain, Chipotle, is sticking it's thumb right in the eye of...

Least Safe Thing About Teen Dating: Her Father

Teenagers date.  It's a natural part of the process of growing up.  They also do all manner of things fathers don't want to think...

88 Generals Endorse Trump, Hillary Incredulous

WASHINGTON, D.C.- The Trump campaign on Tuesday released a list of 88 current and former generals and admirals that have given Mr. Trump their...