Ghost of Hitler: Stop Using Me as a Meme
BERLIN, Germany - A recent late-night experiment with a Ouija board in Germany has the world reliving the past in a not so positive...
North Carolina: Screw it, You Can All Wear Diapers
DURHAM, North Carolina - News out of North Carolina has been tumultuous over the last week, to say the least. Governor Pat McCrory (R)...
International Peace Conference Ends in Fisticuffs, Violence, and Bloodshed
NEW YORK, New York - Three men were arrested and 2 others were treated at a local hospital following a brawl at the 2016...
Girl Scout Cookie Turf Wars Escalate to Horrific Violence
CHICAGO, Illinois - Chicago is notorious for its street gangs and the violence they bring, but when that violence spills over into normally peaceful...
List of Muslims who have condemned the Orlando terrorist attacks.
The following is a list of the brave Muslims who have condemned the attacks in Orlando.
End of list.
Company Seeks to Challenge (to the Death) People Who Overuse ‘Literally’
SEATTLE, Washington - Perhaps the most often uttered, and completely idiotic, phrase in the United States is, "I'd literally kill for a cup of...
Your Self-Confidence is Likely Overinflated and Dangerous
All the self-help gurus and dating coaches these days would have you believe that self-confidence is the single most important part of your psyche....
Hole In Ozone Layer Seems to Follow Ted Cruz
OCALA, Florida - Just as the Ted Cruz campaign begins to gain momentum we are being informed of some breaking news that could shake...
The Big Lebowski the Most Important Teaching Film of Our Time
The Big Lebowski is often cited as one of the weirdest, or best films of the modern era. There's even a religion based on...
Your Office Chair May Be Trying to Kill You
Odds are, you're sitting in an office chair at this very moment. Odds are you know very little about that chair. You probably don't...