Erotic, Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Do’s and Don’ts
SCHENECTADY NY - Since the death of David Carradine due to auto-erotic asphyxiation, the practice has not only been on the radar of many...
Racist Police Steal AR-15″s, Exposives From Refugees
DALLAS, Texas - Police in Dallas, Texas are coming under fire for the arrests of eight Syrian refugees on weapons, explosives, and grand theft auto...
Ms. ISIS Beauty Pageant Ends in Controversy
DAMASCUS Syria - The first ever Ms. Isis beauty pageant was hailed as the biggest event in Syria in decades and lived up to...
Ghost of Mohamed Atta: There is no Allah, Hell Not So...
AFGHANISTAN - Clerics in Jalalabad have revealed that the ghost of Mohamed Atta has made contact with them in their meditations. He has informed...
Red lights for anti-gun solidarity
A new trend is sweeping the nation. It's called "red lighting". Activists are changing their normal white porch light bulbs with special red bulbs...
Bad Grammar Linked to Silly, Accidental Deaths
ACCIDENT, Maryland- A recent study by the Life Insurance Actuarial Research Society in Accident, Maryland has shown a startling link between poor grammar and the...
College Graduates Eight Times More Likely to Die in Skydiving Accidents
Recent statistics point to a disturbing trend in recreational fatalities. According to the CDC, people with a college education resulting in a bachelor's degree...
Surviving Alien Abduction: A Users Guide for 2016
Every passing year brings with it more tales of abduction and horrors orchestrated by our visitors from above. From simple sightings to full horrifying...
Practice Safe Gerbiling: Why Duct Tape is Necessary
In relation to a recent post on the subject of polyembolokoilamania, we mentioned that people were sticking all manner of things into their bodily...
Ouija Safety: Keeping Evil Spirits at Bay.
Lets all be honest for a moment..... We all want to play with our Ouija boards but can not seem to get around the...