In Effort to Prevent Future Beatings, United Airlines Implements Passenger Safewords
CHICAGO, IL - Embattled United Airlines announced today that it would make changes to passenger boarding procedures to prevent future beatings. The airline, as...
Air in Beijing an Effective Industrial Solvent
BEIJING, China - The air in Beijing is highly toxic. It's so bad, it makes 1980s Los Angeles look like a fresh, spring meadow....
Cruz to Ohio and Florida Voters: Trump Died
COLUMBUS, OH - The dirty tricks just keep coming from the Presidential campaign of Ted Cruz. As we all know he perpetrated an act...
San Francisco Saved From Terror Attack; Liberals Claim Racism
SAN FRANCISCO, California - Developing
According to several reports, the city of San Francisco was recently saved from a Christmas week terror attack by quick thinking...
Google Announces New Occult Search Service
Google, Inc. has announced a new search service for occult grimoires and spells, as well as lore and legends for occult deities and creatures....
Cooking Spray Unsafe For Millennials
Millennials have a difficult time with arrows because they feel all arrows should point toward them. This makes cooking spray a challenge because the...
Your Self-Confidence is Likely Overinflated and Dangerous
All the self-help gurus and dating coaches these days would have you believe that self-confidence is the single most important part of your psyche....
Donald Trump replaces George Washington painting in Oval Office with Vigo...
Redecoration of the Oval Office is a tradition. Some presidents change the order of the artwork, the furniture, the paint, the wallpaper. Some even...
Google Driverless Car Flips Off Asian Woman Driver
Google's driverless car technology is fascinating to most people as it truly borders on the imagination of a magical world where your dreams are...
MTV’s “We are I.S.I.S.” drawing controversy across the world
NEW YORK, New York - MTV is at it again and this time the world is starting to pay attention to the dealings of...