Isis leadership : We will leave America if Trump elected.
DETROIT, Michigan - Isis operatives have added their names to the long list of people threatening to leave America if Donald Trump is elected....
International Peace Conference Ends in Fisticuffs, Violence, and Bloodshed
NEW YORK, New York - Three men were arrested and 2 others were treated at a local hospital following a brawl at the 2016...
The Big Lebowski the Most Important Teaching Film of Our Time
The Big Lebowski is often cited as one of the weirdest, or best films of the modern era. There's even a religion based on...
Sewer Rats in Los Angeles Becoming Sentient
LOS ANGELES, California - Recent findings by scientists studying the rat problem in Los Angeles are frightening, as well as exciting. Sewer rats have...
Donald Trump replaces George Washington painting in Oval Office with Vigo...
Redecoration of the Oval Office is a tradition. Some presidents change the order of the artwork, the furniture, the paint, the wallpaper. Some even...
Keith Richards Requires Musician Life Force To Survive
This year has been marked by a tremendous loss in the realm of Music. It's gotten disheartening to music lovers where every week brings a...
Book Reviews: What Happened by Hillary Clinton
We decided that we should probably read Hillary's book because someone (talking to you, Vermin Supreme) said that we were mentioned in it. When we...
Donald Trump The Leader Of The Great Hats?
NEW YORK, New York - 2016 was the year of iconic election moment after iconic election moment. From Wikileaks to #Pizzagate and everywhere in-between...
88 Generals Endorse Trump, Hillary Incredulous
WASHINGTON, D.C.- The Trump campaign on Tuesday released a list of 88 current and former generals and admirals that have given Mr. Trump their...
Mass Shooter’s Parents to be Held Responsible for Not Hugging Them
It's a well-known fact that most mass shooters should have been hugged more as children. A new effort by Senator Barbara Mikulski (D-MD) may put...