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Confirmed: Hillary Clinton Murdered a Baby With a Hammer

That's right, folks.  Hillary Clinton, the de facto Democratic nominee, and potential next president of the united states beat a tiny, innocent baby to...

Survey: 60% of Male Pokémon GO Players Think a ‘Vulva’ is...

If you haven't heard of Pokémon Go yet, odds are you were recently rescued from your political internment in North Korea or just woke...

DOJ Releases List of Crimes for Which They Will Not Prosecute...

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Department of Justice are under tremendous scrutiny for their handling of the crimes committed...

Bibles, Qurans, and AR-15s, Oh My! Part One

ISLA SORNA - Life is inherently full of dangerous things that strive to hurt and kill us. We have been confronted lately by, according...

Anonymous hacker to Muppets : Your days of innuendo and euphemism...

SESAME Street, U.S.A. -     Why did you click this? Anonymous doesn't work this way and the muppets? C'mon man. Though I suppose we believe every...

MTV’s “We are I.S.I.S.” drawing controversy across the world

NEW YORK, New York - MTV is at it again and this time the world is starting to pay attention to the dealings of...

Warning : Millennials torn on who to support and eventually not...

SEATTLE, Washington - The 2016 presidential race has been one of the most contentious and tumultuous periods in American election history. This is an...

Mayor Emanuel to Announce ‘Guns for Jordans’ Initiative

CHICAGO, Illinois- Mayor Rahm Emanuel has scheduled a major press conference for next week to introduce the newest and grandest idea to get guns...

Comedians Fear Clinton Presidency

The President of the United States has always been a target for comedians.  Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford falling down stairs or Will Farrel...

Keith Richards Requires Musician Life Force To Survive

This year has been marked by a tremendous loss in the realm of Music.  It's gotten disheartening to music lovers where every week brings a...