Ghost of Mohamed Atta: There is no Allah, Hell Not So...
AFGHANISTAN - Clerics in Jalalabad have revealed that the ghost of Mohamed Atta has made contact with them in their meditations. He has informed...
Red lights for anti-gun solidarity
A new trend is sweeping the nation. It's called "red lighting". Activists are changing their normal white porch light bulbs with special red bulbs...
Hand Sanitizer: Does It Make You Clean?
MEMPHIS, Tenn. - Hand sanitizer has quickly become the most popular way to wash our hands after using the restroom. It drys on its...
Google Announces New Occult Search Service
Google, Inc. has announced a new search service for occult grimoires and spells, as well as lore and legends for occult deities and creatures....
Hand Washing: Statistics Say, Don’t Shake Hands With Steve
We all know Steve. For all intents and purposes, he is a nice guy. He is a father, husband, friend, and son, but he...
War On Christmas Casualties Projected in the Thousands This Year
The ever-growing war on Christmas is projected to claim thousands of lives this year. The US Department of Homeland Security is warning Christmas revelers...
People Named Paul, Likely Serial Killers
Where the Hell is Paul? We all ask this question, at least any of us who know Paul. He never seems to be around...
College Graduates Eight Times More Likely to Die in Skydiving Accidents
Recent statistics point to a disturbing trend in recreational fatalities. According to the CDC, people with a college education resulting in a bachelor's degree...