Paying the bills

Women March on Washington DC, Men March for a Sammich

LOS ANGELES, CA - Women have taken to the streets in an effort to protest the election of Donald Trump on the day after...

Hillary blames child for getting raped

A child rape victim says she cannot forgive Hillary Clinton for defending her rapist in court 40 years ago, saying the former Democratic presidential...

Feds Mandate: Product Labels Require Person to Read Warnings To You

In a rare and stunning congressional victory for safety, Congress has passed a safety law which mandates not only that all products sport larger and more...

Syria Set to Block American Refugees, ‘Followers of Jesus’

DAMASCUS, Syria - The Assad regime, embattled, but still in power, has released a new set of immigration guidelines. Based on recommendations from Syria's...

Immediate Safety Interviews Carly Fiorina

Did you honestly think we were going to do that?  Seriously?  She's completely irrelevant, and quite frankly we're disappointed that you even clicked the...

Cooking Spray Unsafe For Millennials

Millennials have a difficult time with arrows because they feel all arrows should point toward them. This makes cooking spray a challenge because the...

Cruz Leans Toward Voting Rubio in Texas Primary.

ARLINGTON, Texas - Senator Ted Cruz returned home to Texas today following a somewhat successful beginning to what looks to be an exciting and...

Air in Beijing an Effective Industrial Solvent

BEIJING, China - The air in Beijing is highly toxic.  It's so bad, it makes 1980s Los Angeles look like a fresh, spring meadow....