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In a late night Oval Office session yesterday, President Trump signed an executive order making everything you read today literally true.  Spokespeople for the president hope this executive order will help gullible people have a better start to the second quarter of the year than they usually do.

Part of making America great again is making people who believe anything happy again.  It’s all true.  Even the stuff I don’t like. –President Trump

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