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Trump Supporter Starts Business Catering to Sanders Supporters

Trump Supporter Starts Business Catering to Sanders Supporters6 votes / 5 Stars EAST HARTFORD, Conn – A man in Connecticut has started a business that caters to the dejected and depressed supporters of Bernie Sanders.  These former BernBots turned BernOuts are fed up.  After his disappointing loss to Clinton in Maryland, and having been removed from ballots in PA, many of his supporters are simply giving up.  Not on the campaign, not on the process, but on life.  We don’t condone suicide and think these people are clearly overreacting to an obvious fix by the Democratic party leadership, but that doesn’t stop them from taking rash action. Connecticut resident, gun owner, and entrepreneur, Eric Carson, has decided to strike while the ...

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Erotic, Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Do’s and Don’ts

Erotic, Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Do’s and Don’ts5 votes / 4.6 Stars SCHENECTADY NY – Since the death of David Carradine due to auto-erotic asphyxiation, the practice has not only been on the radar of many Americans, it’s also been brought to a wider audience.  Exposing the general public to a practice that is unsafe by its nature is seldom a good idea, because there is so little information on how to do it safely.  That’s where we come in. Bear in mind, we think no one should ever take part in activities like this, but we know that many people are too set in their dangerous ways to be swayed to the safe side of the argument.  If you insist on ...

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Ghost of Mohamed Atta: There is no Allah, Hell Not So Bad

Ghost of Mohamed Atta: There is no Allah, Hell Not So Bad5 votes / 5 Stars AFGHANISTAN – Clerics in Jalalabad have revealed that the ghost of Mohamed Atta has made contact with them in their meditations.  He has informed them that there is no Allah, and that hell is ‘actually pretty cool.’  They have stated that they’re not sure if it’s the real Atta, but admit that the spirit knew things that only Atta would have known, such as the conversations had between them prior to his martyrdom mission, what decent beer tastes like, and the fact that the 72 virgins thing is ‘goat shit.’  His ghost also said… At least now I am able to eat bacon and love ...

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Easy Open Kraft Mac & Cheese Box Bad for Self Esteem, Leads to Suicides

Easy Open Kraft Mac & Cheese Box Bad for Self Esteem, Leads to Suicides4 votes / 5 Stars Macaroni and cheese is a popular food item.  Most people prefer a homemade concoction of cheeses and pasta, but many companies make instant or simple versions of this dish for the do-it-yourselfer.  Kraft is one of those companies, and arguably the most popular.  Despite its utter lack of taste and absence of nutritional value, it is consumed by the ton on a daily basis, but does that convenience have a dark side? , suicide is among the leading causes of accidental death in most age categories.  Even though we don’t know how the CDC can say something done on purpose was an ...

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