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Clown sightings on the rise. Wookies to the rescue?

Clown sightings on the rise. Wookies to the rescue? 5 votes / 5 Stars PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania – If you have been paying attention to the news at all in the last couple of weeks I am sure you have heard stories from across the nation of grown men, dressed as clowns, bothering and threatening children. We are not sure how this became an epidemic but this activity has sparked outrage and fear from Maine to California. Police agencies, already taxed by crime and terror, lack the additional resources needed to properly investigate each new case of clown tomfoolery. In comes Archie Alflin and his team of upstart clown investigators. “Our kids are in danger and It’s time for us to ...

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War on Drugs a Dismal Failure Brought About for Reasons That Will Shock You

War on Drugs a Dismal Failure Brought About for Reasons That Will Shock You 4 votes / 5 Stars We all know the war on drugs is a failure.  We know that it’s given police military style weapons to wage war on plants and powders.  The plants and powders, however, always seem to have the upper hand.  How did marijuana, opium, and coca get so smart?  How are they so easily outwitting law enforcement?  We decided to dig into this question and what we found is nothing short of astounding. First of all, we need to understand what these drugs are.  Marijuana is a plant that grows a bud that people smoke, vaporize, or cook and eat.  Coca is a ...

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International Peace Conference Ends in Fisticuffs, Violence, and Bloodshed

International Peace Conference Ends in Fisticuffs, Violence, and Bloodshed 3 votes / 5 Stars NEW YORK, New York – Three men were arrested and 2 others were treated at a local hospital following a brawl at the 2016 International Peace conference. According to reports, the police were called by a witness after factions from two rival peace groups began battling about the best course for lasting peace.  Jerry Grey’s Peace and Love Coalition (PLC) has a following that believes strongly in the theory that peace is earned by being proactive. Tom McKracken’s Union for Lasting Peace (ULP) believes just the opposite. ULP members believe that peace can only be achieved by being reactive. Tom and Jerry have been arguing forever. ...

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Cops: We’re not Racist, Just Too Out-of-Shape to Chase You

Cops: We’re not Racist, Just Too Out-of-Shape to Chase You 7 votes / 5 Stars Chicago, Ill – We have all grown accustomed to hearing the horror stories of young minority citizens being gunned down in the streets by overzealous or often poorly trained law enforcement officers. Explanations are difficult to come by and usually just increase the confusion.  That is, until now. The president of Chicago’s largest officers union, Dr.Thomas Cabin is speaking out and gaining traction with his new theory. It is my belief that these few incidents have very little to do with actual racism. It seems to me that many of our officers are simply too out of shape to do the most basic tasks involving ...

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