Local Union : Fires are dangerous. Call us when it’s out.

Palo Alto, California - The month-long clash between the citizens and unions in Palo Alto, California is finally over and it is clear the...

Congress to Change the Face of All US Cash

WASHINGTON D.C. - The entire nation is talking about the story coming out of the U.S. Mint regarding the changes in the faces on...

Illinois State Legislature: Daylight Savings Time Should be 5 Hours Ahead

SPRINGFIELD, Illinois - The Illinois state House of Representatives today introduced legislation that would make Illinois the first state in the union to take...

Ohio Doctor: My Life Was Ruined by Billboard Company

AKRON, Ohio - Jose Blose Jr., an unfortunate name for an unfortunate man. The Akron, Ohio therapist has spent much of his life in...

Syria Set to Block American Refugees, ‘Followers of Jesus’

DAMASCUS, Syria - The Assad regime, embattled, but still in power, has released a new set of immigration guidelines. Based on recommendations from Syria's...

Feds Mandate: Product Labels Require Person to Read Warnings To You

In a rare and stunning congressional victory for safety, Congress has passed a safety law which mandates not only that all products sport larger and more...

Florida To Hold Prisoner Purchase Promotion

TALLAHASSEE, Fl-  State officials in Florida are under scrutiny today after unveiling a new plan that would allow private citizens to purchase the remainder...

Mass Shooter’s Parents to be Held Responsible for Not Hugging Them

It's a well-known fact that most mass shooters should have been hugged more as children.  A new effort by Senator Barbara Mikulski (D-MD) may put...

NFL Set to Expand Sidelines to Accommodate Parole Officers

NEW YORK, New York -  The National Football League has announced an unprecedented on-field expansion to accommodate the large number of parole supervisors who...

Border Wall Will Make Fleeing Obama Impossible

Donald Trump wants to build a wall to keep out drugs and undesirables.  Most of the people to whom he panders agree that a...