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Daughter of Eric Garner, Erica Garner : Dont “Use” My Father.

Daughter of Eric Garner, Erica Garner : Dont “Use” My Father.11 votes / 5 Stars The Clinton campaign has bitten off more than it can chew in the newest released emails from Wikileaks. Erica Garner, the daughter of Eric Garner, is not pleased to find that the Clinton campaign discussed ways to “use” her father (and who could blame her) for political gain. Wikileaks has done a tremendous job showing the rotten underbelly of politics in general and the Clinton campaign specifically. Below are the emails in question and the response from Ms. Garner. Re: HRC Op-Ed on Gun Violence From:[email protected] To:[email protected] Date: 2016-03-17 21:28 Subject: Re: HRC Op-Ed on Gun Violence That's a pretty good point. On Mar 17, ...

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Breaking down the 2016 election in simple terms

Breaking down the 2016 election in simple terms4 votes / 5 Stars FRESNO, California – Many people throughout The United States are still struggling with their decision as to who they intend to vote for in the 2016 election. Now I know that Gary Johnson fans (whom I respect immensely), and Jill Stein fans (whom I also have a lot of respect for) want to be heard from, but in my mind (right or wrong) neither has a legitimate chance at 270 electoral votes.  So we are left with 2 candidates who have a legitimate shot at winning. We’ve broken the election down between the two major candidates as a choice not made until the voter is inside the voting ...

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Truth in Politix Releases Little-Known Campaign Promises From Candidates

Truth in Politix Releases Little-Known Campaign Promises From Candidates3 votes / 5 Stars WASHINGTON D.C. – Truth in politix, a nonpartisan political action group, has released their list of little-known campaign promises from both the Donald Trump (R) campaign, and the Hillary Clinton (D) campaign for president. Some of the promises are known to many political aficionados but others are so obscure that even the most seasoned political hacks are unaware of them. Both campaigns are pushing to get the all important independent vote and will pander relentlessly to do so. Here is a short list, with many surprises, that exist within the two campaigns. If you are aware of any other promises not listed here please feel free to ...

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Warning : Millennials torn on who to support and eventually not vote for

Warning : Millennials torn on who to support and eventually not vote for5 votes / 5 Stars SEATTLE, Washington – The 2016 presidential race has been one of the most contentious and tumultuous periods in American election history. This is an especially confusing time for millennials, who could make a difference if they actually voted. “I supported and didn’t vote for Bernie Sanders in the primary”, said Kaitlyn Andrews. “Now that it looks like he won’t win I suppose I will have to chose to support and not vote for either Trump or Clinton. I will have to make my decision soon as there are so many social media accounts to update.” Kaitlyn is not alone. According to the SPAM ...

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Trump Supporter Starts Business Catering to Sanders Supporters

Trump Supporter Starts Business Catering to Sanders Supporters6 votes / 5 Stars EAST HARTFORD, Conn – A man in Connecticut has started a business that caters to the dejected and depressed supporters of Bernie Sanders.  These former BernBots turned BernOuts are fed up.  After his disappointing loss to Clinton in Maryland, and having been removed from ballots in PA, many of his supporters are simply giving up.  Not on the campaign, not on the process, but on life.  We don’t condone suicide and think these people are clearly overreacting to an obvious fix by the Democratic party leadership, but that doesn’t stop them from taking rash action. Connecticut resident, gun owner, and entrepreneur, Eric Carson, has decided to strike while the ...

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Comedians Fear Clinton Presidency

Comedians Fear Clinton Presidency4 votes / 5 Stars The President of the United States has always been a target for comedians.  Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford falling down stairs or Will Farrel As George Bush on SNL, all the way back to the cartoons about Abe Lincoln in the New Yorker, poking fun at the president has always been fair game.  There are concerns among comedians that a Clinton presidency will change all that. Clinton seems to be utterly humorless.  While there is a tremendous amount to make fun of, there is no understanding of humor on the part of Hillary herself.  It’s as if she wasn’t issued a sense of humor at birth and never developed one later.  Her ...

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Hillary and Bill Speak at a ‘Capitalists Understanding Nationalist Tendencies’ Benefit

Hillary and Bill Speak at a ‘Capitalists Understanding Nationalist Tendencies’ Benefit7 votes / 5 Stars ASHBURN , Virginia –  More than 5,000 diehard fans packed Edlemen Financial Field this afternoon for one of the largest rallies of the 2016 Presidential Election. Alexandria, VA  Mayor Allison Silderberg kicked off the festivities by introducing former Secretary Clinton to the throng of supporters from (C.U.N.T.), Capitalists Understanding Nationalist Tendencies (pronounced See-u-nit). Former Secretary of State Clinton took the stage to thunderous applause and exclaimed, “I have never seen so many CUNTs in one place before in my life! (laughs) I want to thank you all  for your support because it will take the votes of every CUNT in America to help us beat Donald ...

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Thirteen Questions With Hillary Clinton

Thirteen Questions With Hillary Clinton7 votes / 5 Stars We’re not even sure how a rinky-dink outfit like us scored this interview.  I think some confused staffer dropped us in the wrong pile.  More likely than that, it wasn’t her, but some sound-alike with good talking points.  Either way, we spoke to the political equivalent of…  well…  Hillary Clinton. IS – Madam Secretary, Who is Ben Gazhi and why do we keep hearing his name? HC – My girl should have told you that I wasn’t answering questions about that, but since she didn’t…  does it even matter?  I don’t know who he is, or why I spent all that time in front of congress talking about him, but I think ...

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Hillary Clinton to be Awarded Bronze Star for Gallantry

Hillary Clinton to be Awarded Bronze Star for Gallantry6 votes / 5 Stars ARLINGTON, Virginia – During a surprise press conference this afternoon President Obama announced that he will award former Senator, and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton with the Bronze Star for her gallantry, heroic achievement, heroic service, meritorious achievement, and meritorious service in a combat zone. President Obama explained that the award has been earned based on her 40+ years fighting on various fronts including but not limited to; the War on Women, the War on Poverty, the War on Racism, the War on Capitalism, the War on Rich White Men, the War on Healthcare, the War Against Bill Clinton, waged by the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy and a handful ...

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Hillary’s Most Damning Emails Recently Released.

Hillary’s Most Damning Emails Recently Released.5 votes / 5 Stars WASHINGTON D.C. – The Federal Bureau of Investigations this morning released the most embarrassing emails yet retrieved from Hillary Clinton’s private email servers. According to reports from inside the F.B.I’s Electronic Communications Division, these emails show a cooperation between Ms. Clinton acting as Secretary of State and Prince Bundabih Hadheez from the small country of Bahmudi. According to these reports Prince Hadheez had sent various emails to the Secretary of State’s private email account seeking assistance with cashing checks from the Central bank of Bahmudi. According to the emails Prince Hadheez was unable to withdraw his money due to issues with his bank. The only way to retrieve his fortune ...

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