America 2017

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot...

In Effort to Prevent Future Beatings, United Airlines Implements Passenger Safewords

CHICAGO, IL - Embattled United Airlines announced today that it would make changes to passenger boarding procedures to prevent future beatings.  The airline, as...

CZ Boss Phone Changing Prisons Through Keistering

CINCINNATI, Ohio - An idea whose time has finally come. The world was recently introduced to the '3 in 1 Long-CZ J8 Beat The...

Riots in Punxsutawney as Anti-Winter Activists Reject Phil’s Prediction

Winter is not a popular season, especially in the north.  Most people just want it to end which is why Groundhog's Day hold hope...

ODNI Releases Assessment of Russian Hacking that’s Completely Useless

Washington DC - The Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) released a public, unclassified version of their Russian hacking assessment titled Background to...

John Glenn Deathbed Confession – The Earth Is Flat

  That actually didn't happen. Do you really believe the Earth is flat? Seriously?

Is Pizzagate Real Or Is Pizzagate Fake News : The History,...

If you haven't read the previous article, go there first.  This article assumes some of the facts outlined in that article are understood.  Likewise,...

What is Pizzagate and How Might it Change the Shape of...

WASHINGTON, D.C.-  First of all, this investigation and what it will uncover is not over.  Far from it.  We will update this article 20...

Vermin Supreme: A Peaceful Protest Erupts Alongside Violent Ones

It's no secret that we have enthusiastically endorsed the candidacy of Vermin Supreme.  We felt that his platform was the only one firmly rooted...

Wikileaks – The most shocking Podesta email to date. THIS is...

There are no words to describe what follows. Here is the email in question. We cannot remain silent. Make everyone you know aware! From Bill...