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CIA Drawing Ire from DC’s Previous toughest kid on the block

CIA Drawing Ire from DC’s Previous toughest kid on the block 1 vote / 5 Stars DEVELOPING…… ASHBURN, Virginia – Unless you have been stranded on a desert island without internet access for the last 24 hours you are likely aware that the CIA is in the proverbial dog house. They (CIA) have been implicated in the largest spying conspiracy in almost a week (see Obama Trump). Unfortunately, these new revelations go far beyond spying and find themselves knee-deep in scandals involving murder and assassinations.  One group in DC has taken notice and is especially appalled at the CIA’s apparent lack of understanding of copyright infringement. The Clinton Foundation, which is well-known for <cough> “charity” work around the world, also ...

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DNC to Hand Debbie Wasserman Schultz Over to ISIS for Beheading

DNC to Hand Debbie Wasserman Schultz Over to ISIS for Beheading 3 votes / 5 Stars Democrats, especially those loyal to senator Sanders, are a difficult crowd to please.  Given the release of emails from DNC employees which shows conclusively how the organization defrauded Sanders and his voters, they have all but demanded a sacrifice.  The DNC is finally ready to comply. For those not in the know, the DNC’s email servers were compromised and all of the organization’s emails were released by Wikileaks.  The fallout left several staffers jobless and resulted in Ms. Debbie Wasserman Shultz ouster.  The implications are far reaching and have even compromised several long-standing relationships with large donors.  She was hired by the Clinton campaign immediately after ...

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Madonna Owes Me A BJ – Claims Clinton Voter

Madonna Owes Me A BJ – Claims Clinton Voter 2 votes / 5 Stars A man, who wishes to remain anonymous until events unfurl, decided to write a letter to Madonna thanking her for her offer of a blowjob in exchange for casting his vote in the 2016 Presidential election for Hillary Clinton.  In an effort to not only meet but gain some intimacy with his teenage crush, he leaped at the offer.   On Tuesday, 18 October 2016, while appearing, unplanned, to introduce Comedian Amy Schumer to her audience in New York, the pop star made the following statement. If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job, Ok? I’m really good. I’m not a douche ...

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ODNI Releases Assessment of Russian Hacking that’s Completely Useless

ODNI Releases Assessment of Russian Hacking that’s Completely Useless 2 votes / 5 Stars Washington DC – The Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) released a public, unclassified version of their Russian hacking assessment titled Background to “Assessing Russian Activities and Intentions in Recent US Elections”: The Analytic Process and Cyber Incident Attribution.  The title is as dry as they could make it, perhaps as a means of turning people away from actually reading it.  We are including it here in its entirety so that you can read it as well, should you wish.  If not, we have taken the liberty of digesting it into bite-sized bullet points.  Here they are in no particular order Some people on Twitter who ...

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POLL : The American Media says voters have buyers remorse. If you had to vote again today who would you vote for?

POLL : The American Media says voters have buyers remorse. If you had to vote again today who would you vote for? 7 votes / 5 Stars     +50

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What is Pizzagate and How Might it Change the Shape of America

What is Pizzagate and How Might it Change the Shape of America 63 votes / 4.76 Stars WASHINGTON, D.C.-  First of all, this investigation and what it will uncover is not over.  Far from it.  We will update this article 20 times a day if necessary.  Take it seriously.  To get an email when we update this article, put your email in the box below.  You’ll get no more than one message per day and we won’t try to sell you anything. If you’ve already read this article, we decided to start a new one which can be found here. I’m not going to slowly build to a punchline here. This is not a story or any attempt at satirical humor, ...

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Vermin Supreme: A Peaceful Protest Erupts Alongside Violent Ones

Vermin Supreme: A Peaceful Protest Erupts Alongside Violent Ones 6 votes / 5 Stars It’s no secret that we have enthusiastically endorsed the candidacy of Vermin Supreme.  We felt that his platform was the only one firmly rooted in reality.  While he didn’t win the election, we feel his message was heard and may play an important part in the discussion going forward.  This is evidenced by the number of pony protestors who were not hired by George Soros to incite violence and burn things.   Instead, they ventured out on their own to make only sensible demands.  If you’re still not familiar, read on. More people are becoming aware of zombies and the existential threat they pose.  Most presidents ...

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Why Jim Comey Let Hillary Skate (or did he)

Why Jim Comey Let Hillary Skate (or did he) 2 votes / 5 Stars The Clinton scandal is just about all we see these days.  Her defenders are toeing the party line saying it’s not a big deal, it was an honest mistake, it was Russian hackers so it doesn’t count, etc.  Her detractors have said literally everything from ‘she should be in prison,’ to ‘she supports pedophiles,’ to ‘she is a pedophile.’  The extreme views share only one common thread and that’s Hillary’s scandal-plagued past, present, and if the first two are any indication, future.  She just can’t seem to keep her nose clean. The media would have everyone believe that a Clinton victory is all but guaranteed and that ...

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Daughter of Eric Garner, Erica Garner : Dont “Use” My Father.

Daughter of Eric Garner, Erica Garner : Dont “Use” My Father. 11 votes / 5 Stars The Clinton campaign has bitten off more than it can chew in the newest released emails from Wikileaks. Erica Garner, the daughter of Eric Garner, is not pleased to find that the Clinton campaign discussed ways to “use” her father (and who could blame her) for political gain. Wikileaks has done a tremendous job showing the rotten underbelly of politics in general and the Clinton campaign specifically. Below are the emails in question and the response from Ms. Garner. Re: HRC Op-Ed on Gun Violence From:[email protected] To:[email protected] Date: 2016-03-17 21:28 Subject: Re: HRC Op-Ed on Gun Violence That's a pretty good point. On Mar ...

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Clinton supporter laments: Nobody wants to steal my yard sign

Clinton supporter laments: Nobody wants to steal my yard sign 19 votes / 5 Stars HACKENSACK, New Jersey – Bill Prader has been a democrat his entire life. He has gleefully cast votes for Carter, Mondale, Dukakis, Clinton, Gore, Kerry, Obama, and soon Hillary Clinton. This election, however, has been a little bit different for him as he is noticing changes in the electorate around him. Almost every home on my block has put out yard signs for Trump-Pence. These signs get stolen or damaged every night. I am the only guy in the neighborhood with a Clinton-Kaine sign and nobody pays attention. Did I do something wrong? The small upper-class Hackensack neighborhood has seen its share of vandalism and ...

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