President Trump Scheduled To Make Racist Remarks

NEW YORK, New York - Being President Of The United States is exhausting, time-consuming, and constant. Even the most energetic and detailed among us...

DNC to Hand Debbie Wasserman Schultz Over to ISIS for Beheading

Democrats, especially those loyal to Senator Sanders, are a difficult crowd to please.  Given the release of emails from DNC employees which shows conclusively...

Donald Trump replaces George Washington painting in Oval Office with Vigo...

Redecoration of the Oval Office is a tradition.  Some presidents change the order of the artwork, the furniture, the paint, the wallpaper.  Some even...

Confirmed: Hillary Clinton Murdered a Baby With a Hammer

That's right, folks.  Hillary Clinton, the de facto Democratic nominee, and potential next president of the united states beat a tiny, innocent baby to...

Cleveland Man Laments ‘Life Going On’ After Cavs Championship

CLEVELAND, Ohio - Hell has frozen over, pigs have flown, and my kids have cleaned their bedrooms without prompting. Cleveland finally has a major...

Ted Cruz : How I Will Win the Gays? Calendars…

DALLAS, Texas - Senator and Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz is trying to fill every gap he can with voters, even if it means appealing...

Republican Leadership Tried Reverse Psychology to Derail Trump Train

SOUTH PARK, Colorado - Since November of 2015 the Republican establishment has been at war with Donald Trump. Every effort possible has been made...

The Real Reason Microsoft Killed the Tay AI Twitter-Bot

Recent headlines about how the Twitter-bot designed by Microsoft and dubbed 'Tay' had to be shut down are misleading at best.  It's certainly problematic...

Bernie Sanders to Use Nickname “Mango” in an Effort to Win...

BURLINGTON, Vermont -"Lifting up his head he feels the sunlight in his eyes." Bernie Sanders, embroiled in a long tough fight with former Secretary of...

Hillary and Bill Speak at a ‘Capitalists Understanding Nationalist Tendencies’ Benefit

ASHBURN, Virginia -  More than 5,000 die-hard fans packed Edlemen Financial Field this afternoon for one of the largest rallies of the 2016 Presidential...