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Twelve Internet Rumors You Didn’t Know Were True

Twelve Internet Rumors You Didn’t Know Were True 2 votes / 5 Stars SILICON VALLEY, California – The social media universe has become a proverbial treasure trove of conspiracy theory and satire. It is nearly impossible for any of us to maintain a grip on what is true and what is, well, utter BS. What if some of these stories were true? We have scanned the interwebs in an attempt to bring you the top 12 social media conspiracies that are actually true. 00

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Hillary Clinton to be Awarded Bronze Star for Gallantry

Hillary Clinton to be Awarded Bronze Star for Gallantry 6 votes / 5 Stars ARLINGTON, Virginia – During a surprise press conference this afternoon President Obama announced that he will award former Senator, and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton with the Bronze Star for her gallantry, heroic achievement, heroic service, meritorious achievement, and meritorious service in a combat zone. President Obama explained that the award has been earned based on her 40+ years fighting on various fronts including but not limited to; the War on Women, the War on Poverty, the War on Racism, the War on Capitalism, the War on Rich White Men, the War on Healthcare, the War Against Bill Clinton, waged by the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy and a ...

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President Obama Ready to Announce his “Adopt a Refugee” Policy

President Obama Ready to Announce his “Adopt a Refugee” Policy 4 votes / 5 Stars WASHINGTON D.C. – President Obama is taking no prisoners when it comes to the safety and well being of Syrian refugees seeking asylum in the US. He has been having a very difficult time convincing an emotionally charged congress and citizens that these refugees are safe. Nothing is more essential to our American way of life than lending a hand to those in need. Since the Republican lead Congress refuses to fund new homes for those downtrodden souls seeking refuge from the horrors of oppressive governments I would ask each of you to open your hearts and your homes to adopt a refugee today. – President Obama ...

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Border Wall Will Make Fleeing Obama Impossible

Border Wall Will Make Fleeing Obama Impossible 5 votes / 5 Stars Donald Trump wants to build a wall to keep out drugs and undesirables.  Most of the people to whom he panders agree that a wall is a great thing.  There is a glaringly obvious flaw in their plan, however. We spoke with Ernie Greber of the Michigan Militia, who informed us that Trump is clearly a plant by Hillary Clinton.  He presented evidence which was ‘irrefutable’ and ‘beyond reproach,’ which showed that Trump’s wall plan was not designed to keep illegals out, but to keep Americans in. Basically, we’re dealing with a Nazi here.  He’s just like a Stalin and a Kim (Il, not Un).  He wants that ...

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