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Scientist Discover That Most People Are Completely Useless

Scientist Discover That Most People Are Completely Useless 7 votes / 5 Stars Western culture tends to push the narrative that everyone is a unique snowflake, each with his/her/zer own worth, value, and abilities.  Western culture is wrong.  Science has determined that the vast majority of people are utterly useless.  They’ll spend most of their lives simply eating and being a burden on society and the overtaxed distribution systems we’ve established to keep them alive.  Think about the last time you attended a family reunion.  How many of those people have contributed to society in any meaningful way?  Odds are you have only one family member who has accomplished anything of note.  In all likelihood, it’s not even you (but considering ...

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How Not to Avoid Boredom

How Not to Avoid Boredom 3 votes / 5 Stars   What not to do when you hear the words, “bullet proof.” +70

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Facebook to Allow Customers to Block Political Nonsense

Facebook to Allow Customers to Block Political Nonsense 7 votes / 5 Stars BOSTON, Mass – According to inside reports Facebook is set to release an update to their platform that will allow users to block political speech from entering their personal feeds. This new revolutionary software named Politoff, will gather keywords that are usually used in political posts and block them from users who would rather not be bothered by their friend’s enthusiasm toward their political parties and causes. We all have friends who we enjoy on our Facebook friends list that post political garbage way too much. Even when no  one likes or comments on their posts they cannot fight the urge to shower us with their nonsensical ...

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Phrenology Enjoys Resurgence in Popularity

Phrenology Enjoys Resurgence in Popularity 5 votes / 5 Stars Phrenology, which is defined as a pseudoscience primarily focused on measurements of the human skull, has long been debunked.  That fact hasn’t stopped a group of hard-core believers from reviving it and making a play for science text books.  Several people who describe themselves as ‘modern phrenologists’ are bringing the science back into the forefront of psychological debate.  They claim that the science was dismissed before it got a fair shake, and before modern equipment could bear it out as a real science. Two prominent Phrenologists, Bernard Hollander and Paul Bouts, had sons.  Their sons, ironically named Paul Hollander and Bernard Bouts, have decided to collect and compile the works of their fathers, combine them with ...

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Try to Land Softly

Try to Land Softly 3 votes / 5 Stars   +110

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How Not to be Like the Movies

How Not to be Like the Movies 4 votes / 5 Stars   +120

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Aliens Make Contact: Stop Giving Stars Stupid Names.

Aliens Make Contact: Stop Giving Stars Stupid Names. 5 votes / 5 Stars TACOMA, Wash. – Yesterday evening the National Star Registry (NSR) in Tacoma, Washington received a very special visit from a galaxy far far away. I looked out the window and there was this saucer shaped craft. It was crazy. These stairs came down and this little alien pops out. I felt like I was in a movie. – Pete Catan – NSR Sales. The being introduced himself as Stanley and asked to speak with whoever was in charge. He was taken immediately to the NSR President Thomas Gordon, who said, “We spoke for about ten minutes. Stanley was very upset that we keep selling the naming rights ...

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Please Don’t Make Her Assume Her Ultimate Form

Please Don’t Make Her Assume Her Ultimate Form 3 votes / 5 Stars     +30

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How Not to Use Fireworks

How Not to Use Fireworks 2 votes / 5 Stars   +20

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How Not to Wash Your Baby

How Not to Wash Your Baby 3 votes / 5 Stars   +30

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