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DNC to Hand Debbie Wasserman Schultz Over to ISIS for Beheading

DNC to Hand Debbie Wasserman Schultz Over to ISIS for Beheading 3 votes / 5 Stars Democrats, especially those loyal to senator Sanders, are a difficult crowd to please.  Given the release of emails from DNC employees which shows conclusively how the organization defrauded Sanders and his voters, they have all but demanded a sacrifice.  The DNC is finally ready to comply. For those not in the know, the DNC’s email servers were compromised and all of the organization’s emails were released by Wikileaks.  The fallout left several staffers jobless and resulted in Ms. Debbie Wasserman Shultz ouster.  The implications are far reaching and have even compromised several long-standing relationships with large donors.  She was hired by the Clinton campaign immediately after ...

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Clown Activists Contemplating Lawsuit for Rights Violations

Clown Activists Contemplating Lawsuit for Rights Violations 4 votes / 5 Stars WASHINGTON D.C.- Clown lives matter? Today thousands of clowns from across the nation have descended on the Capital to protest, what they believe, are ‘silly’ laws being passed in every corner of America which intend to prevent people from dressing up as clowns. The laws come after hundreds of reports across the nation of clowns bothering and harassing children. It is such a non jovial unfairness to take away Boingo’s livelihood. If I can’t dress as a clown I will be very sad (aggressively rubs eyes). I know my rights and I can’t be told how to dress. I self-identify as a clown so you can’t stop me ...

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Isis leadership : We will leave America if Trump elected.

Isis leadership : We will leave America if Trump elected. 5 votes / 5 Stars DETROIT, Michigan – Isis operatives have added their names to the long list of people threatening to leave America if Donald Trump is elected. “We will not live in a country where we are in constant fear of being subjugated to hateful actions and speech”, said Ahmed Abdul Ali Jabra Johnson Smith (General of Isis Detroit). “We hope Americans are smart enough to elect Hillary Clinton so we can continue to recruit and import terrorists, I mean peace lovers, who will help us spread our brand of love to all Americans. God is great.” If Donald Trump is elected Isis would join a long list of ...

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MTV’s “We are I.S.I.S.” drawing controversy across the world

MTV’s “We are I.S.I.S.” drawing controversy across the world 4 votes / 5 Stars NEW YORK, New York – MTV is at it again and this time the world is starting to pay attention to the dealings of this once flagship channel. The new MTV power program, ” We Are I.S.I.S.” is set to begin production and, in true MTV fasion, is stirring controversy. The program focuses on the Mahmood family and follows them with camera’s through their normal daily routine. “We wanted everyone to see they were just like us”, said Jeremy Eagers associate producer for the program. “We are all racists and must see clear to the other side”. When asked if things happened in the filming that ...

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ISIS to Begin Using Softer, Gentler Ways to Punish Infidels

ISIS to Begin Using Softer, Gentler Ways to Punish Infidels 4 votes / 5 Stars DAMASCUS, Syria – Economic struggles worldwide have hit everyone and terrorists are not immune to the struggles of making ends meet. Tourism has decreased dramatically in area’s controlled by ISIS militants and they have looked at many different ways to change their ability to balance the budget. “We ran a 4 Billion dollar deficit last year”, claims Awlaki Mohammad,  ISIS treasurer. “Infidels are afraid of us and have stopped coming. We need Infidels money badly.” Mohammad reached out to the Elsheikh Public Relations corporation for assistance with their marketing and image. Early on it looks like times are changing quickly for the Jihadist’s bottom line. ...

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List of Muslims who have condemned the Orlando terrorist attacks.

List of Muslims who have condemned the Orlando terrorist attacks. 4 votes / 5 Stars     The following is a list of the brave Muslims who have condemned the attacks in Orlando.     End of list.   +220

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ISIS Comedian: Infidels Just Don’t Get Me.

ISIS Comedian: Infidels Just Don’t Get Me. 6 votes / 5 Stars Meet Alwaki Answar Mahammad. By all accounts he is just your average Libyan citizen. When you dig a little below the surface you find a man of many talents. For the last two years he has been a ranking member of the Isis army in Libya, a father of three, and as of March of this year a comedian.  He calls himself a ‘hilarrorist.’ Infidels just don’t get my humor. I tell a couple jokes and their heads fall off (rimshot). I mean really, why are these infidels taking everything so seriously. It’s not like the bomb vest I’m wearing is real. I yell Allahu Akbar while making ...

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President Obama Ready to Announce his “Adopt a Refugee” Policy

President Obama Ready to Announce his “Adopt a Refugee” Policy 4 votes / 5 Stars WASHINGTON D.C. – President Obama is taking no prisoners when it comes to the safety and well being of Syrian refugees seeking asylum in the US. He has been having a very difficult time convincing an emotionally charged congress and citizens that these refugees are safe. Nothing is more essential to our American way of life than lending a hand to those in need. Since the Republican lead Congress refuses to fund new homes for those downtrodden souls seeking refuge from the horrors of oppressive governments I would ask each of you to open your hearts and your homes to adopt a refugee today. – President Obama ...

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