Surviving Alien Abduction 2016

Every passing year brings with it more tales of abduction and horrors orchestrated by our visitors from above. From simple sightings to full horrifying...

Walmart to Replace Stockers With Robots, Reactions Mixed on Stangflip strategy

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - The Walmart corporation, the largest retailer in the world, is preparing to replace more than half of their overnight shelve stocking...

Witch Doctor Claims Computer Viruses Are Demons

ALEXANDRIA, Virginia - As if computers were not confusing enough to the bulk of the population, now it appears that they may be possessed...

Google Driverless Car Flips Off Asian Woman Driver

Google's driverless car technology is fascinating to most people as it truly borders on the imagination of a magical world where your dreams are...

Amazon : Forget Drones, Wormholes are the Future

GENEVA, Switzerland - The future is now, but it is not the future we were expecting. Geneva, Switzerland is all abuzz, as is the...

Government Studies Too Expensive, Usually Have Bad Results

A recent study conducted by the National Science Foundation, costing a whopping $1 billion, which sought to quantify the efficacy and efficiency of scientific studies, has...

Ancient Cave Drawings: Smoke Signals are the Cause of Climate Change

NAZCA Peru-  Archaeologists exploring a newly found cave in Nazca, Peru have discovered ancient drawings that appear to suggest that man has been responsible...

Phrenology Enjoys Resurgence in Popularity

Phrenology, which is defined as a pseudoscience primarily focused on measurements of the human skull, has long been debunked.  That fact hasn't stopped a group...

Sewer Rats in Los Angeles Becoming Sentient

LOS ANGELES, California - Recent findings by scientists studying the rat problem in Los Angeles are frightening, as well as exciting.  Sewer rats have...

Aliens Make Contact: Stop Giving Stars Stupid Names.

TACOMA, Wash. - Yesterday evening the National Star Registry (NSR) in Tacoma, Washington received a very special visit from a galaxy far far away. I...