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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Mulls 2020 Presidential Run Despite Her Age

Washington, DC - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), or AOC as she is called by the kids, is a 29-year-old US Legislator elected in New York's 14th District to the US House of Representatives. She is...

Facebook has been compromised and it is time for all Patriots to log out.

Facebook has been compromised. Why does it matter? Why should we care? How does It effect me? What difference does it make? If you are a liberal progressive who believes all speech that doesn't...

Detroit woman sues Proctor & Gamble over Tide Pod weight gain

DETROIT, Michigan - A Wayne County couple, today, filed a federal lawsuit against the Proctor & Gamble corporation (Makers of Tide detergent), for a defect in the companies (Tide inc.), detergent pods which led...

NOAA Answers the Question: 'Where Da Hoes At' with Science

SUITLAND, MD - The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, NOAA, the US's premier natural pattern studying organization, has taken a major leap forward in migratory patterns using satellites and big data. For background, NOAA has...

The Last Jedi Review: If You love Star Wars Stay Away

IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY - Oh where to begin? I may, or may not have spoilers here. Not really sure as this is less an article as it is an (off the...

People participate in a “White Lives Matter” rally in Shelbyville, Tennessee

White Activists Seeking Reparations for Ancient Slavery

NEW YORK, New York - Several motions have been filed recently in the Southern District of New York Federal Court, seeking the right and authority to bring an international lawsuit against the Nation of...

Former President Obama Proving Spying Is Not Always A Bad Thing.

EVERYNOOKANDCRANYIN, America - Sometimes, throughout our lives, we hear words that automatically trigger negative emotions; Hitler, Satan, Osama Bin Laden, Nickelback just to name a few. Do we ever get it wrong? Do we ever...