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CIA GO: Collect Them All

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SILICON VALLEY, California - The recent scandals tormenting the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) have given a much-deserved black eye to the once proud American Institution....

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ACCIDENT, Maryland- A recent study by the Life Insurance Actuarial Research Society in Accident, Maryland has shown a startling link between poor grammar and the...

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The Color Pink Linked to Outbreak in Breast Cancer

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A new groundbreaking study will change the way we view breast cancer forever. This vile, disgusting disease that affects so many will soon be brought...

Google Driverless Car Flips Off Asian Woman Driver

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