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Transgenders to Liberal do-gooders : Please stop trying to “help”.

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Our 24-Hour Safety Intensive Course

We, here at IS, intend to offer a course in Home Safety for individuals who are convinced that they aren't living safely and wish...

Bad Grammar Linked to Silly, Accidental Deaths

ACCIDENT, Maryland- A recent study by the Life Insurance Actuarial Research Society in Accident, Maryland has shown a startling link between poor grammar and the...


Sewer Rats in Los Angeles Becoming Sentient

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Bibles, Qurans, and AR-15s, Oh My! Part One

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