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Florida Company Says: Safer Meth Labs on the Horizon
TALLAHASSEE, Florida - There is scarcely a person alive in the United States who has never heard of Crystal Meth, or Methamphetamine, or Meth,...
Surviving Alien Abduction 2016
Every passing year brings with it more tales of abduction and horrors orchestrated by our visitors from above. From simple sightings to full horrifying...
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Cruz to Ohio and Florida Voters: Trump Died
COLUMBUS, OH - The dirty tricks just keep coming from the Presidential campaign of Ted Cruz. As we all know he perpetrated an act...
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Walmart to Replace Stockers With Robots, Reactions Mixed on Stangflip strategy
BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - The Walmart corporation, the largest retailer in the world, is preparing to replace more than half of their overnight shelve stocking...
Witch Doctor Claims Computer Viruses Are Demons
ALEXANDRIA, Virginia - As if computers were not confusing enough to the bulk of the population, now it appears that they may be possessed...
