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Kim Jung Un Wins ‘North Korea Idol’ for Record 7th Straight Season

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Kim Jong-Un releases Netflix and Chill safety video.

Former President Obama Proving Spying Is Not Always A Bad Thing.

CIA GO: Collect Them All

President Trump Caught Red Handed

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DNC to Hand Debbie Wasserman Schultz Over to ISIS for Beheading

ODNI Releases Assessment of Russian Hacking that’s Completely Useless

The Mans Guide To Acceptable Christmas Movie Viewing

Is Pizzagate Real Or Is Pizzagate Fake News : The History, Greater Implications, And Reality

Roy MacGregor

What is Pizzagate and How Might it Change the Shape of America

Why Jim Comey Let Hillary Skate (or did he)

Daughter of Eric Garner, Erica Garner : Dont “Use” My Father.

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Cruz Leans Toward Voting Rubio in Texas Primary.

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ARLINGTON, Texas - Senator Ted Cruz returned home to Texas today following a somewhat successful beginning to what looks to be an exciting and...

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Mall Elves Protest Unfair Wages, Working Conditions

Jared: From Pitching Subs to Tossing Salads

President Trump Caught Red Handed

Hand Sanitizer: Does It Make You Clean?

Health

Sounding: What it is, and Why You Should NEVER Google it

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We've written before about polyembolokoilamania and the freakish thing it actually is. We've even written about one particular subset of that practice known as...

Donald Trump Followed By Large Combative Cloud Of Global Warming

Poll : 96% of Aborted Babies Plan to Vote for Hillary

Hand Washing: Statistics Say, Don’t Shake Hands With Steve

Bad Grammar Linked to Silly, Accidental Deaths

Philosophy

The Importance of Safety Mindset

Horus Focker

Cleveland Browns: The Art of Perpetual Sadness

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A Browns Fan Named Sue

New Year’s Resolutions Unsafe

ISIS Comedian: Infidels Just Don’t Get Me.

Muslim Meteorologist Sues WMO Over racist Hurricane Names

Science

People Named Paul, Likely Serial Killers

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Where the Hell is Paul? We all ask this question, at least any of us who know Paul. He never seems to be around...

Surviving Alien Abduction 2016

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Every passing year brings with it more tales of abduction and horrors orchestrated by our visitors from above. From simple sightings to full horrifying...

The Sun: Why It’s Best Avoided

Angry Thoughts Contribute to Global Warming

Aliens Make Contact: Stop Giving Stars Stupid Names.

NOAA Answers the Question: ‘Where Da Hoes At’ with Science

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Will Smith is a cunt

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Transgender women charged for child support by social services.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Mulls 2020 Presidential Run Despite Her Age

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