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Twelve Internet Rumors You Didn’t Know Were True

Twelve Internet Rumors You Didn’t Know Were True 2 votes / 5 Stars SILICON VALLEY, California – The social media universe has become a proverbial treasure trove of conspiracy theory and satire. It is nearly impossible for any of us to maintain a grip on what is true and what is, well, utter BS. What if some of these stories were true? We have scanned the interwebs in an attempt to bring you the top 12 social media conspiracies that are actually true. 00

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President Trump Caught Red Handed

President Trump Caught Red Handed 1 vote / 5 Stars ASHBURN, Virginia – It was inevitable that before long, the truth about President Donald Trump would be absolutely clear. With major media outlets, street quasi-journalists, and the alt-left news organizations (CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC, BBC, New York Times (this is exhausting) working tirelessly to pin any kernel of impropriety on him. Some reports stuck for moments in time, while others were immediately whisked away in the cumbersome noise of the ‘Fake news’ industry. Now everything has changed. Evidence is everything in the news industry (I know, I know), so when accusations are accompanied by real evidence the ‘fair-minded’ segments of the population start to get nervous and finally listen. ты идиот ...

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DNC to Hand Debbie Wasserman Schultz Over to ISIS for Beheading

DNC to Hand Debbie Wasserman Schultz Over to ISIS for Beheading 3 votes / 5 Stars Democrats, especially those loyal to senator Sanders, are a difficult crowd to please.  Given the release of emails from DNC employees which shows conclusively how the organization defrauded Sanders and his voters, they have all but demanded a sacrifice.  The DNC is finally ready to comply. For those not in the know, the DNC’s email servers were compromised and all of the organization’s emails were released by Wikileaks.  The fallout left several staffers jobless and resulted in Ms. Debbie Wasserman Shultz ouster.  The implications are far reaching and have even compromised several long-standing relationships with large donors.  She was hired by the Clinton campaign immediately after ...

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ODNI Releases Assessment of Russian Hacking that’s Completely Useless

ODNI Releases Assessment of Russian Hacking that’s Completely Useless 2 votes / 5 Stars Washington DC – The Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) released a public, unclassified version of their Russian hacking assessment titled Background to “Assessing Russian Activities and Intentions in Recent US Elections”: The Analytic Process and Cyber Incident Attribution.  The title is as dry as they could make it, perhaps as a means of turning people away from actually reading it.  We are including it here in its entirety so that you can read it as well, should you wish.  If not, we have taken the liberty of digesting it into bite-sized bullet points.  Here they are in no particular order Some people on Twitter who ...

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The Mans Guide To Acceptable Christmas Movie Viewing

The Mans Guide To Acceptable Christmas Movie Viewing 3 votes / 5 Stars It’s sometimes difficult for men to know what can and cannot be watched during the holiday season while still maintaining a claim on manhood.  We’ve narrowed down our recommendations but as always we welcome feedback.  Below are the approved movies, the unapproved movies, and the ones that are approved under special circumstances.  NOT APPROVED: Just don’t watch them…  ever… White Christmas – There are like, 5 minutes of Christmas in this whole stinking movie and that time is compromised by Bing Crosby and Danny Kay tap dancing. There are no circumstances that men should ever voluntarily view this movie, and furthermore, a girl who loves you would ...

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Is Pizzagate Real Or Is Pizzagate Fake News : The History, Greater Implications, And Reality

Is Pizzagate Real Or Is Pizzagate Fake News : The History, Greater Implications, And Reality 44 votes / 4.84 Stars If you haven’t read the previous article, go there first.  This article assumes some of the facts outlined in that article are understood.  Likewise, if you would like to be updated when we publish new information on this topic, let us know below.  Feel free to comment and tell us what we got wrong, and link us to new information we may not know about. Given the fact that #pizzagate is trending on Google, Twitter, Facebook and just about everywhere trends are tracked, those involved are either wondering how it got this bad and working on major damage control, or ...

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What is Pizzagate and How Might it Change the Shape of America

What is Pizzagate and How Might it Change the Shape of America 63 votes / 4.76 Stars WASHINGTON, D.C.-  First of all, this investigation and what it will uncover is not over.  Far from it.  We will update this article 20 times a day if necessary.  Take it seriously.  To get an email when we update this article, put your email in the box below.  You’ll get no more than one message per day and we won’t try to sell you anything. If you’ve already read this article, we decided to start a new one which can be found here. I’m not going to slowly build to a punchline here. This is not a story or any attempt at satirical humor, ...

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Why Jim Comey Let Hillary Skate (or did he)

Why Jim Comey Let Hillary Skate (or did he) 2 votes / 5 Stars The Clinton scandal is just about all we see these days.  Her defenders are toeing the party line saying it’s not a big deal, it was an honest mistake, it was Russian hackers so it doesn’t count, etc.  Her detractors have said literally everything from ‘she should be in prison,’ to ‘she supports pedophiles,’ to ‘she is a pedophile.’  The extreme views share only one common thread and that’s Hillary’s scandal-plagued past, present, and if the first two are any indication, future.  She just can’t seem to keep her nose clean. The media would have everyone believe that a Clinton victory is all but guaranteed and that ...

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Daughter of Eric Garner, Erica Garner : Dont “Use” My Father.

Daughter of Eric Garner, Erica Garner : Dont “Use” My Father. 11 votes / 5 Stars The Clinton campaign has bitten off more than it can chew in the newest released emails from Wikileaks. Erica Garner, the daughter of Eric Garner, is not pleased to find that the Clinton campaign discussed ways to “use” her father (and who could blame her) for political gain. Wikileaks has done a tremendous job showing the rotten underbelly of politics in general and the Clinton campaign specifically. Below are the emails in question and the response from Ms. Garner. Re: HRC Op-Ed on Gun Violence From:nmerrill@hillaryclinton.com To:mharris@hillaryclinton.com Date: 2016-03-17 21:28 Subject: Re: HRC Op-Ed on Gun Violence That's a pretty good point. On Mar ...

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Clinton supporter laments: Nobody wants to steal my yard sign

Clinton supporter laments: Nobody wants to steal my yard sign 19 votes / 5 Stars HACKENSACK, New Jersey – Bill Prader has been a democrat his entire life. He has gleefully cast votes for Carter, Mondale, Dukakis, Clinton, Gore, Kerry, Obama, and soon Hillary Clinton. This election, however, has been a little bit different for him as he is noticing changes in the electorate around him. Almost every home on my block has put out yard signs for Trump-Pence. These signs get stolen or damaged every night. I am the only guy in the neighborhood with a Clinton-Kaine sign and nobody pays attention. Did I do something wrong? The small upper-class Hackensack neighborhood has seen its share of vandalism and ...

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