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Donald Trump The Leader Of The Great Hats?

Donald Trump The Leader Of The Great Hats? 5 votes / 5 Stars NEW YORK, New York – 2016 was the year of iconic election moment after iconic election moment. From Wikileaks to #Pizzagate and everywhere in-between we all became concessioners of every bit of vile fodder from the leading parties. Through it all, the most iconic feature remains Donald Trump’s red “Make America Great Again” ball cap. Before you decide to pat The Donald on the back for his election artifact acumen, our research indicates he was not the first, nor the last person to adopt the Great Red Hat. Here is a list of others who used the Red Hat on their rise to near victory. +160

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Trump Administration Actually Keeps Political Promises, Politicians Stumped

Trump Administration Actually Keeps Political Promises, Politicians Stumped 2 votes / 5 Stars How can you tell a politician is lying?  His lips are moving.  Everyone knows the joke.  What happens when a politician keeps his campaign promises?  Until now, no one ever knew.  We find ourselves in wildly uncharted territory and other politicians can’t seem to make heads or tails of it. The best analogy for what’s happening is found in the 1990 film Crazy People.  Dudley Moore’s character, Emory Leeson, is an ad writer who tires of lying to the people and begins to simply write his ads to tell the truth.  His agency encourages him to seek help and he is institutionalized.  Someone at the agency accidentally runs all of his ...

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President Trump Caught Red Handed

President Trump Caught Red Handed 1 vote / 5 Stars ASHBURN, Virginia – It was inevitable that before long, the truth about President Donald Trump would be absolutely clear. With major media outlets, street quasi-journalists, and the alt-left news organizations (CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC, BBC, New York Times (this is exhausting) working tirelessly to pin any kernel of impropriety on him. Some reports stuck for moments in time, while others were immediately whisked away in the cumbersome noise of the ‘Fake news’ industry. Now everything has changed. Evidence is everything in the news industry (I know, I know), so when accusations are accompanied by real evidence the ‘fair-minded’ segments of the population start to get nervous and finally listen. ты идиот ...

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Donald Trump replaces George Washington painting in Oval Office with Vigo the Carpathian

Donald Trump replaces George Washington painting in Oval Office with Vigo the Carpathian 34 votes / 4.29 Stars Redecoration of the Oval Office is a tradition.  Some presidents change the order of the artwork, the furniture, the paint, the wallpaper.  Some even replace everything.  From the pastel blue of the Carter years to that same rug used by Reagan, George W. Bush, and Obama, things in the office either change or don’t based on the whim of the man in the chair.  Trump has decorated the office in familiar Trump style, replacing the maroon curtains with gold ones.  Several art objects have been eliminated or added. Reports that the bust of Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was removed proved to ...

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Former President Obama sneaks into whitehouse, forgot his ‘stash’

Former President Obama sneaks into whitehouse, forgot his ‘stash’ 3 votes / 5 Stars WASHINGTON D.C. – in a scene right out of a James Bond meets Cheech and Chong spoof, former President Barack Obama was briefly taken into custody Saturday for trying to reclaim the ‘Presidential stash.’  According to reports, the former President used the tunnel system under the White House to gain entrance into the west wing. He then entered the Presidential bedroom, pulled up the mattress, and removed an estimated 2 pounds of Blue Dream.   We knew he was here. We just really dont have protocols for former presidents, especially the day after they leave office. – anonymous White House official Capital police had no choice ...

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POLL : The American Media says voters have buyers remorse. If you had to vote again today who would you vote for?

POLL : The American Media says voters have buyers remorse. If you had to vote again today who would you vote for? 7 votes / 5 Stars     +50

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Vermin Supreme: A Peaceful Protest Erupts Alongside Violent Ones

Vermin Supreme: A Peaceful Protest Erupts Alongside Violent Ones 6 votes / 5 Stars It’s no secret that we have enthusiastically endorsed the candidacy of Vermin Supreme.  We felt that his platform was the only one firmly rooted in reality.  While he didn’t win the election, we feel his message was heard and may play an important part in the discussion going forward.  This is evidenced by the number of pony protestors who were not hired by George Soros to incite violence and burn things.   Instead, they ventured out on their own to make only sensible demands.  If you’re still not familiar, read on. More people are becoming aware of zombies and the existential threat they pose.  Most presidents ...

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Why Jim Comey Let Hillary Skate (or did he)

Why Jim Comey Let Hillary Skate (or did he) 2 votes / 5 Stars The Clinton scandal is just about all we see these days.  Her defenders are toeing the party line saying it’s not a big deal, it was an honest mistake, it was Russian hackers so it doesn’t count, etc.  Her detractors have said literally everything from ‘she should be in prison,’ to ‘she supports pedophiles,’ to ‘she is a pedophile.’  The extreme views share only one common thread and that’s Hillary’s scandal-plagued past, present, and if the first two are any indication, future.  She just can’t seem to keep her nose clean. The media would have everyone believe that a Clinton victory is all but guaranteed and that ...

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Daughter of Eric Garner, Erica Garner : Dont “Use” My Father.

Daughter of Eric Garner, Erica Garner : Dont “Use” My Father. 11 votes / 5 Stars The Clinton campaign has bitten off more than it can chew in the newest released emails from Wikileaks. Erica Garner, the daughter of Eric Garner, is not pleased to find that the Clinton campaign discussed ways to “use” her father (and who could blame her) for political gain. Wikileaks has done a tremendous job showing the rotten underbelly of politics in general and the Clinton campaign specifically. Below are the emails in question and the response from Ms. Garner. Re: HRC Op-Ed on Gun Violence From:[email protected] To:[email protected] Date: 2016-03-17 21:28 Subject: Re: HRC Op-Ed on Gun Violence That's a pretty good point. On Mar ...

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Clinton supporter laments: Nobody wants to steal my yard sign

Clinton supporter laments: Nobody wants to steal my yard sign 19 votes / 5 Stars HACKENSACK, New Jersey – Bill Prader has been a democrat his entire life. He has gleefully cast votes for Carter, Mondale, Dukakis, Clinton, Gore, Kerry, Obama, and soon Hillary Clinton. This election, however, has been a little bit different for him as he is noticing changes in the electorate around him. Almost every home on my block has put out yard signs for Trump-Pence. These signs get stolen or damaged every night. I am the only guy in the neighborhood with a Clinton-Kaine sign and nobody pays attention. Did I do something wrong? The small upper-class Hackensack neighborhood has seen its share of vandalism and ...

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