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Hair color specific police reports make men unsafe.

Hair color specific police reports make men unsafe.6 votes / 5 Stars There are many things that separate and make us different than everyone else. We have different races, genders, orientations, and many more specific traits that help us stand out in a crowd. What if those traits were used against us for harm? What if you were singled out based entirely on those differences? This happens every day in communities throughout the United States, and we must all be aware of the societal implications. Take Red Hanson, for instance. He lives in the small town of Icky Creek, Georgia which has a population of only 455 people.  He is the only person living in, or around town with red ...

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What Your Pizza Crust Choice Says About You

What Your Pizza Crust Choice Says About You4 votes / 5 Stars We all love pizza (unless there is something wrong with us).  Everyone has topping preferences, and some even have sauce preferences.  Pizza is so beloved that even those who can’t eat cheese and gluten have options.  We’ll bet you weren’t aware of the fact that the crust you choose can tell others about your personality.  Below is a partial list of crust choices and what they mean for your psychological profile. Thin Crust – This pastry like, flaky, crust is odd for pizza, because it’s usually found in desserts.  People who prefer it don’t like to be weighed down with all kinds of unnecessary structure and rules. The ...

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ISIS Comedian: Infidels Just Don’t Get Me.

ISIS Comedian: Infidels Just Don’t Get Me.6 votes / 5 Stars Meet Alwaki Answar Mahammad. By all accounts he is just your average Libyan citizen. When you dig a little below the surface you find a man of many talents. For the last two years he has been a ranking member of the Isis army in Libya, a father of three, and as of March of this year a comedian.  He calls himself a ‘hilarrorist.’ Infidels just don’t get my humor. I tell a couple jokes and their heads fall off (rimshot). I mean really, why are these infidels taking everything so seriously. It’s not like the bomb vest I’m wearing is real. I yell Allahu Akbar while making my ...

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Feds Mandate: Product Labels Require Person to Read Warnings To You

Feds Mandate: Product Labels Require Person to Read Warnings To You3 votes / 5 Stars In a rare and stunning congressional victory for safety, congress has passed a safety law which mandates not only that all products sport larger and more thorough warning labels, but that each product come with an actual person to read those warning labels to the purchaser.  We here at IS view this legislation as a win, because now no one can be caught off guard by difficult to understand warnings and safety information. As a provision of the labeling requirements, warning labels must take up a minimum of 20% of the surface area of the packaging.  This number was chosen because it represents one whole side of a ...

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Red lights for anti-gun solidarity

Red lights for anti-gun solidarity177 votes / 2.1 Stars A new trend is sweeping the nation. It’s called “red lighting”. Activists are changing their normal white porch light bulbs with special red bulbs letting the world know This is a gun free home. According to Jane Seymore who is the director of operations for the Department of Protecting Everyone (DOPE) we will soon see millions of homes adorned with red bulbs. It is clear to me that everyone is lookimg for a safer enviroment to raise their children. A gun free safe home is everything America is supposed to be. – Seymore So far many of America’s largest retailers have been selling out of the red bulbs quickly. “We can’t ...

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A Browns Fan Named Sue

A Browns Fan Named Sue6 votes / 5 Stars Why do some of us grow up with such amazing abilities to adapt to any of the horrors in our environment? Where do the differences lie between people who put a gun to their own head after a divorce and those who simply smile and walk away with their dignity intact?  Can sports be the missing link between those who suffer depression due to life’s disappointments and those who remain consistently even tempered over time? One Midwest city is trying to answer these questions. There is a significant amount of scientific evidence to support the notion that raising your child as a Cleveland Browns fan will inoculate him against future disappointment. ...

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Paying for Sex Safer, Less Expensive Than Dating, Marriage

Paying for Sex Safer, Less Expensive Than Dating, Marriage5 votes / 5 Stars It’s no secret that prostitution is a very old and storied profession.  In certain pagan cultures, priestesses of some deities earned money for the temples by participating in this profession.  US history, however, is replete with hatred of prostitution and vice (mainly from ugly church women).  Recent studies, however, suggest that prostitution may be the best way to stay safe and avoid costly permanent or semi-permanent entanglements with the opposite sex. Most European, Asian, and South American countries allow prostitution in one form or another, and even one US state (arguably the best US state), Nevada, has decriminalized prostitution.  Given the tremendous evidence that it’s not harmful ...

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The Gun Debate is Over: For Safety’s Sake Prisons Do it Right

The Gun Debate is Over: For Safety’s Sake Prisons Do it Right4 votes / 5 Stars The gun debate in America divides even the closest of friends and the arguments are always well thought out and sincere.  One side touts the second Amendment and individual liberties while the other counters with safety of the innocent and trust in the authorities to protect them from violence. Recently people against the second amendment have been looking to an industry with a proven track record of showing society what the nation would look like without guns. They have given us a glimpse of how America might look if we adopted the same standards as America’s federal prisons. According to the Federal Organization On ...

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Kombucha Drinkers in the Workplace: Pretentious Douchebags?

Kombucha Drinkers in the Workplace: Pretentious Douchebags?4 votes / 5 Stars Douchebaggery in the workplace is a dangerous condition.  It leads to resentment and altercations, sometimes physical.  There are myriad douchey things that one can do in an office environment.  Decoration of a cubicle with Tamagotchis, hanging Nickleback posters, talking loudly on the phone to friends about weed enjoyed over the weekend, repeatedly referring to acquaintances as ‘bro,’ discussing one’s workout routine.  These are all incredibly douchey, but perhaps nothing is worse than healthy people rubbing their healthiness in the faces of their co-workers who enjoy coffee and doughnuts. Healthy people, while often chipper, are normally obnoxious douchebags.  They tend to offer dietary advice no one asked for.  They constantly ...

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Legislation Should Always Have Safety In Mind

Legislation Should Always Have Safety In Mind3 votes / 5 Stars Let’s face it.  Our legislators are generally unsafe people.  As such, they tend to pass unsafe legislation.  For instance, of the 30 bills recently before the 114th Congress, only eight of them even contain the word safety.  We here at IS feel that nearly every bill could stand to have more safety in it.  There is a bill under consideration titled: H.R.3192 – Homebuyers Assistance Act.  Don’t you think that part of the assistance these homebuyers could use is perhaps making their homes safer than they were? If we convince Congress that safety is important, they’ll take it seriously, and then it will be important.  Think about a society where ...

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