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Donald Trump Followed By Large Combative Cloud Of Global Warming

Donald Trump Followed By Large Combative Cloud Of Global Warming 1 vote / 5 Stars NEW YORK, New York – Depending on whether you are a Republican or Democrat you likely have very different views on global warming and the causes of the fluctuations in temperatures worldwide. Global warming has no such biases and seems to have made its beliefs known. Over the last month, as President Trump has traveled from coast to coast, a large antagonistic cloud of global warming has followed. Many inside the beltway have become very concerned and have politicized the cumulus obstruction to The President. “You know things are bad when clouds become sentient,” said Nancy Pelosi (House Minority Leader CA), “If there was a ...

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Hole In Ozone Layer Seems to Follow Ted Cruz

Hole In Ozone Layer Seems to Follow Ted Cruz 5 votes / 5 Stars OCALA, Florida – Just as the Ted Cruz campaign begins to gain momentum we are being informed of some breaking news that could shake his supporters to their core. According to Dr. Hiro Mansuta (Director of the Tokyo Renewal Ozone Legislative Legion), An anomaly has been identified in the Earth’s protective ozone layer that not only has become a dangerous phenomenon but seems to be following Ted Cruz as he campaigns around America. We have followed this disturbance on its track around the nation and it appears to show up at every Ted Cruz rally. The odds of this being a coincidence are about 1 in 1 ...

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Cruz to Ohio and Florida Voters: Trump Died

Cruz to Ohio and Florida Voters: Trump Died 7 votes / 5 Stars COLUMBUS, OH – The dirty tricks just keep coming from the Presidential campaign of Ted Cruz. As we all know he perpetrated an act of literal sabotage against Dr. Ben Carson by telling voters, both verbally and through email, that Dr Carson had dropped out of the race to steal votes away from the candidate early on. Just this week the Cruz campaign has been caught telling voters in Hawaii that Marco Rubio had dropped out of the race in order to steal votes from the Rubio campaign. Now the most heinous of all deliberate lies has been concocted against the campaign of frontrunner Donald Trump. An ...

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