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Is Pizzagate Real Or Is Pizzagate Fake News : The History, Greater Implications, And Reality44 votes / 4.8 Stars If you haven’t read the previous article, go there first.  This article assumes some of the facts outlined in that article are understood.  Likewise, if you would like to be updated when we publish new information on this topic, let us know below.  Feel free to comment and tell us what we got wrong, and link us to new information we may not know about. Given the fact that #pizzagate is trending on Google, Twitter, Facebook and just about everywhere trends are tracked, those involved are either wondering how it got this bad and working on major damage control, or they’re ...

What is Pizzagate and How Might it Change the Shape of America63 votes / 4.8 Stars WASHINGTON, D.C.-  First of all, this investigation and what it will uncover is not over.  Far from it.  We will update this article 20 times a day if necessary.  Take it seriously.  To get an email when we update this article, put your email in the box below.  You’ll get no more than one message per day and we won’t try to sell you anything. If you’ve already read this article, we decided to start a new one which can be found here. I’m not going to slowly build to a punchline here. This is not a story or any attempt at satirical humor, though ...

Why Jim Comey Let Hillary Skate (or did he)2 votes / 5 Stars The Clinton scandal is just about all we see these days.  Her defenders are toeing the party line saying it’s not a big deal, it was an honest mistake, it was Russian hackers so it doesn’t count, etc.  Her detractors have said literally everything from ‘she should be in prison,’ to ‘she supports pedophiles,’ to ‘she is a pedophile.’  The extreme views share only one common thread and that’s Hillary’s scandal-plagued past, present, and if the first two are any indication, future.  She just can’t seem to keep her nose clean. The media would have everyone believe that a Clinton victory is all but guaranteed and that everyone ...

War on Drugs a Dismal Failure Brought About for Reasons That Will Shock You4 votes / 5 Stars We all know the war on drugs is a failure.  We know that it’s given police military style weapons to wage war on plants and powders.  The plants and powders, however, always seem to have the upper hand.  How did marijuana, opium, and coca get so smart?  How are they so easily outwitting law enforcement?  We decided to dig into this question and what we found is nothing short of astounding. First of all, we need to understand what these drugs are.  Marijuana is a plant that grows a bud that people smoke, vaporize, or cook and eat.  Coca is a shrub ...

The Beatles Offer A New Album Thanks to the Mandela Effect7 votes / 5 Stars BIRINGAN CITY, Philippines- A previously unreleased group of Beatles songs have been making the rounds through the light web lately. Nobody remembers the album being released, or any of the songs recorded but it is out there somehow, and maybe always has been (Because that’s the way shit works) The album is called “Everyday Chemistry”, and after listening to the tunes it contains there is little doubt that these songs are indeed performed by the Beatles themselves. (So it must come from somewhere magical) The owner of the actual cassette wishes to remain anonymous because nobody in their right mind would desire the wealth and influence that ...

Scientist Discover That Most People Are Completely Useless7 votes / 5 Stars Western culture tends to push the narrative that everyone is a unique snowflake, each with his/her/zer own worth, value, and abilities.  Western culture is wrong.  Science has determined that the vast majority of people are utterly useless.  They’ll spend most of their lives simply eating and being a burden on society and the overtaxed distribution systems we’ve established to keep them alive.  Think about the last time you attended a family reunion.  How many of those people have contributed to society in any meaningful way?  Odds are you have only one family member who has accomplished anything of note.  In all likelihood, it’s not even you (but considering you’re ...

The Mandela Effect: You’re Not Stupid, But Your Memory Is?5 votes / 5 Stars PROVO, Utah – Many people have been discussing a strange new phenomenon in the conspiracy world lately called the Mandela Effect. According to Wikipedia, it is defined as a situation where a number of people have memories that are different from available evidence. This doesn’t sound too ominous to the average reader until you peruse a little bit deeper into the paradox. The Mandela effect is named after President Nelson Mandela. He was imprisoned for several decades before being released to become the President of South Africa in 1994. This is the memory I have, but tens of thousands of people around the world swear they remember him ...

Keith Richards Requires Musician Life Force To Survive6 votes / 4.8 Stars This year has been marked by a tremendous loss in the realm of Music.  It’s gotten disheartening to music lovers where every week brings a new announcement of great musician’s passing.  Now, the people investigating have determined a possible cause. As it turns out, it’s Keith Richards.  Everyone knows he should have died in the 80’s due to drug use and hard living, but he didn’t.  In fact, he’s still kicking.  How, though?  Fans will notice that he has looked essentially the same for the past 30 years, which is surprising to everyone who’s ever met a person, ever.  People age and they look different as they do.  Keith, though, ...

What You Don’t Know About Click-Bait Could Kill You5 votes / 5 Stars Be careful of websites like Upworthy and Buzzfeed.  They will bait you with those highly clickable links, but what happens once they have you?  We’ll tell you what happens.  It’s a psychological mind-fuck that starts out with you wondering how you’ll ever live without the facts they’re selling you, but that ends with eye rolling and jerk-off motions.  You know damned well that the fact about yogurt that you “won’t believe” is really pretty useless, and you totally will believe it.  You also know that whatever it is about Miley Cyrus they want you to read is not even newsworthy.  That huge rack connected to the article ...

Mega-Corporations Biggest Threat: Angry, Terminally-Ill Customers3 votes / 5 Stars We’ve all seen it.  The anger in a man’s eyes when he’s at the end of his rope emotionally and financially.  He’s seriously debating going ape-shit and destroying something beautiful or important.  We also know that our politicians are in league with mega-corporations at our expense.  So what happens when you get the first guy pissed off at the second guy (guy because corporations are ‘people’ and supposedly have rights)?  You get a perfect storm of crazy. Let’s consider the completely fabricated case of Joe.   Joe has cancer, and it’s the bad kind.  The kind that has no cure.  Joe tries to get help but his insurance agency denies ...