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Allah to Followers: If I Wanted the Infidels Dead I Would Kill Them Myself

Allah to Followers: If I Wanted the Infidels Dead I Would Kill Them Myself 5 votes / 5 Stars TEHRAN, Iran – Allah, the great and merciful God of the Muslim religion has the power to create great floods, send earthquakes to level entire cities, and use lightning to strike at will. For some unknown reason the one power Allah evidently does not have (according to his followers), is the ability to kill Islamic enemies and Infidels himself. Oops, sorry leftists, him/herself. Reports are beginning to circulate out of Tehran Iran that during a meeting of Imams discussing the treatment of infidels and their families Allah appeared and had a message for not only the people in attendance but for ...

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Truth in Politix Releases Little-Known Campaign Promises From Candidates

Truth in Politix Releases Little-Known Campaign Promises From Candidates 3 votes / 5 Stars WASHINGTON D.C. – Truth in politix, a nonpartisan political action group, has released their list of little-known campaign promises from both the Donald Trump (R) campaign, and the Hillary Clinton (D) campaign for president. Some of the promises are known to many political aficionados but others are so obscure that even the most seasoned political hacks are unaware of them. Both campaigns are pushing to get the all important independent vote and will pander relentlessly to do so. Here is a short list, with many surprises, that exist within the two campaigns. If you are aware of any other promises not listed here please feel free ...

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Poll : 96% of Aborted Babies Plan to Vote for Hillary

Poll : 96% of Aborted Babies Plan to Vote for Hillary 4 votes / 5 Stars ATLANTA, Georgia – A recent 2016 Presidential poll conducted by CNN points to a tremendous advantage for Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton among former aborted babies nationwide. The poll, conducted over a period of three days shows Ms. Clinton with a commanding 96% lead while Donald Trump holds 2% and 2% remain undecided. This is a major blow to Republicans everywhere and shows an odd inability among aborted babies to understand politics and party affiliation. We recently caught up with Tim Stearling (CNN polls coordinator) to ask why the poll was done and how the results were so skewed. ” We wanted to point ...

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American Horror Story Joe Gatto, Fall 2017

American Horror Story Joe Gatto, Fall 2017 4 votes / 5 Stars NEW YORK, New York – Action, suspense,  horror….two genres of American culture come together to forever change the viewing habits of a nation. The FX cult phenomenon “American Horror Story” is set to team up with Tru TV’s “Impractical Jokers” icon Joe Gatto in the most must-see event in decades. Tentatively branded as “American Horror Story Joe Gatto”, we find citizens of a small New York town being haunted by what they believe to be a ghost. Soon they find out they are embroiled in something far more sinister and disturbing. Here are some exerts from FX media relations. It was 3 AM. I was happily off to ...

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