There is a disturbing trend in American pornography that may have its roots in (You guessed it) German dungeon porn. That trend is to insert the largest item possible, or multiple smaller items at the same time, into the rectum of a waify young adventurous girl, then sell the video to people who enjoy that sort of thing. From that sentence, we learn that not only are there people who enjoy seeing slight young women stuffed to the gills with items physically impossible to insert for the vast majority of human beings, but also that there are women willing to take part in the activity for money, notoriety, or a hit of meth. We were as surprised to learn this fact as you no doubt are. This is the first you have heard of this, yes?
When we were first confronted with this grand new style of entertainment, we assumed it would be a staple of gay porn (Don’t judge us). None of us were brave enough to venture into that realm but we received assurances that it absolutely is. What’s most shocking is the reality of this behavior in straight porn. We have written more than once about polyembolokoilamania and the strange lifestyle associated with it, but this revelation is beyond what we ever imagined, and we can imagine a lot.
We have no intention of linking to any videos and can only tell you not to google names like Proxy Paige or Alysa Gap or Dulsineya. Whatever you do, don’t google BadDragon. We also caution you against searching for the man who killed himself by having anal sex with a horse (You know his name). Kenneth Pinyan ring a bell, AKA Mr. Hands? Don’t google it (like you need to). Seriously, stop opening new tabs. What’s wrong with you?
The ultimate goal of some of these people seems to be small undeserving woodland creatures larger than gerbils, Hulk Hogans 24 inch pythons, and eventually telephone poles. Where does it end? How big is too big?
As if live action tentacle porn weren’t enough. Porn has truly jumped the shark.
